Jul 23, 8:36 PM - Shikhi DAV: Good morning ppl...
Jul 23, 9:08 PM - D G: Gud morning dosto
Jul 23, 9:25 PM - Manju DAV: Gud morning!!
Jul 23, 9:27 PM - Shruti DAV: Good morning 🌝
Jul 23, 9:47 PM - Shikhi DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 23, 10:01 PM - +91 96 60 755211: Good morning all
Jul 23, 10:27 PM - Shikhi DAV: Kunal ka dost uske ghar pehli baar gaya!

Yaar kunal, Tera beta ekdam tere jaisa dikhta hai.

Kunal: arey dheere bol marvaiga kya, Kaamwali ka ladka hai, ghar me khelne aya hai...!!😁😁😜😂
Jul 23, 10:29 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: 
Jul 23, 10:32 PM - +91 98 10 700822: 
Jul 23, 10:33 PM - +91 98 10 700822: @shikhi, have u changed the name in the joke, or was it this only. î„…î„…
Jul 23, 10:34 PM - Shikhi DAV: What do u think darling 
Jul 23, 10:35 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Gud mrng frns
Jul 23, 10:35 PM - +91 98 10 700822: 
Jul 23, 10:35 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Kya apki life bahot boring h?

agar haan

to type kijiye

I love U (space) (girlfriend ka naam)

aur

send kare apni biwi  ko.

kasam se life me hungama mach jayega...😝🔫😜
Jul 23, 10:36 PM - Shikhi DAV: 
Jul 23, 10:50 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Nice pics guys
Jul 23, 10:50 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: 
Jul 23, 10:53 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Kunal looks a proper businessman
Jul 23, 10:53 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Shikhi, very nice pic
Jul 23, 10:53 PM - +91 98 10 700822: The person who clicked also deserves d credit
Jul 23, 10:59 PM - Kunal DAV: Good morning everyone
Jul 23, 11:00 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Maharaj ki jai ho
Jul 23, 11:00 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: î„Ž
Jul 23, 11:07 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Pintu.....TV dekh lun??
daadi:- mujhse baat kar le
pintu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 6 hi
rahenge??
Aap,mom,dad,Didi,main aur meri billi..
daadi:- nahi beta aapke liye kal doggy
b aa rha h toh 7 ho jayenge.....
pintu:- par doggy toh billi ko kha
jayega toh fir 6 ho jayenge.....
daadi:- nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi
toh 7 ho jayenge.....
pintu:- fir behen chali jayegi shaadi
karke toh fir 6 ho jayenge....
daadi:- beta fir aapka beta ho jayega
toh 7 ho jayenge....
pintu:- tab tak aap mar jaaogi toh hum
wapas se 6 ho jayenge.....
daadi:- kutte .....ja TV dekh
Jul 24, 12:07 AM - Preeti arora DAV: Goodmorning friends!
Jul 24, 12:08 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Good morning everyone
Jul 24, 12:43 AM - Kunal DAV: Gud morning
Jul 24, 12:44 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: 
Jul 24, 1:40 AM - D G: ‪+91 98 76 629664‬ joined
Jul 24, 1:40 AM - Priyanki DAV: Gud morning sabko
Jul 24, 1:40 AM - Priyanki DAV: Hi neha welcome to kunal leg pulling grp
Jul 24, 1:41 AM - Shikhi DAV: Hey neha
Jul 24, 1:43 AM - Shikhi DAV: N Priyanki... sabka no. ayegaî„…
Jul 24, 1:45 AM - Kunal DAV: Yar subah subah shuru ho gaye ho
Jul 24, 1:46 AM - Kunal DAV: Hii neha ...how ru
Jul 24, 1:49 AM - Priyanki DAV: Ane de beta hum darne walo m se nahi h @shikhi
Jul 24, 1:49 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Hello Neha! Welcome!
Jul 24, 1:50 AM - Shikhi DAV: 😀
Jul 24, 1:50 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Hi every bdy gudmrng
Jul 24, 1:51 AM - Priyanki DAV: So neha wats up
Jul 24, 1:51 AM - Priyanki DAV: Abhi kahan h
Jul 24, 1:53 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Im in Jalandhar dear
Jul 24, 1:53 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Nd u
Jul 24, 1:54 AM - Priyanki DAV: Wahi gurgaon
Jul 24, 1:54 AM - Priyanki DAV: Kab aayegi delhi
Jul 24, 1:54 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Very nice u ppl hv started this grp
Jul 24, 1:55 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: May be in mud august
Jul 24, 1:55 AM - Priyanki DAV: Sari kunal ko
Jul 24, 1:55 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Mid
Jul 24, 1:55 AM - Priyanki DAV: K
Jul 24, 1:56 AM - Priyanki DAV: We r planning a meet on 9aug in noida see if u can join
Jul 24, 1:56 AM - Priyanki DAV: Though m not coming
Jul 24, 1:56 AM - Priyanki DAV: 
Jul 24, 1:58 AM - D G: <Media omitted>
Jul 24, 1:58 AM - D G: Kunal ki fan following kafi hai 
Jul 24, 1:58 AM - Priyanki DAV: Omg
Jul 24, 1:59 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Lets see yaar I m also nt sure
Jul 24, 1:59 AM - Priyanki DAV: Arey DG ye kya h
Jul 24, 1:59 AM - D G: Ask kunal 
Jul 24, 2:00 AM - Priyanki DAV: Dar gaye isko dekh k to
Jul 24, 2:01 AM - D G: Ye kunal me khaaaaaas close chahne wale hain.
Jul 24, 2:01 AM - Priyanki DAV: Itne mote fans ye to humari motu list se bhi bahut mote h
Jul 24, 2:07 AM - D G: Makea us luk gud eh?
Jul 24, 2:07 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Grp ka naamkaran kar diya hai koi photo bhi toh lagao grp ki
Jul 24, 2:07 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Badhiya si
Jul 24, 2:08 AM - Priyanki DAV: Yar jab sab ek saath honge tab to click karenge
Jul 24, 2:09 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Oh I didnt see d pic bf the pic is absolutely fine
Jul 24, 2:09 AM - Priyanki DAV: Pls DG itne mote bhi nahi thoda improve karo
Jul 24, 2:10 AM - D G: Hmm
Jul 24, 2:10 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Ya gud idea priyanki
Jul 24, 2:14 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Did You Know....?

1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.

2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years

3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime.

4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.

5. A person's height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother.

6. If a part of your body "falls asleep",
you can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head.

7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing - Food, attractive people and danger

8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side

9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odour.

10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.

11. There are so many kind of apples, that if you ate a new one everyday, it would take over 20 years to try them all.

12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping.

13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don't.

14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking.

15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia

16. Our brain uses same amount power as 10-watt light bulb!!

17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 mins to boil 1.5 litres of water!!

18. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!!

19. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.

####‪#Fwd‬ this to everyone on your list to help them lead a happier life...
Jul 24, 2:32 AM - Munmun DAV: Hi Neha
Jul 24, 2:33 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Hi munmun hw r u
Jul 24, 2:33 AM - Munmun DAV: I am fine
Jul 24, 2:35 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: U r also staying in Delhi
Jul 24, 2:35 AM - Munmun DAV: Ya I m in noida
Jul 24, 2:35 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Gud ...
Jul 24, 2:36 AM - Munmun DAV: So u r settled in Jalandhar
Jul 24, 2:36 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Only I m staying far😰😰
Jul 24, 2:36 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: No yaar,
Jul 24, 2:37 AM - Munmun DAV: No issues we can meet wen u come to delhi
Jul 24, 2:37 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Ya sure
Jul 24, 2:38 AM - Munmun DAV: So wat r u doing now?
Jul 24, 2:44 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Tken break,as my kid is too small
Jul 24, 2:46 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Wat about u r u wrking smwhere
Jul 24, 3:01 AM - Munmun DAV: Same here
Jul 24, 4:22 AM - Kunal DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 24, 4:36 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Hi Neha. Thats Abhinav.  Hows u
Jul 24, 5:05 AM - Shruti DAV: Hey Neha. How are you doing? When did you shift from Chandigarh?
Jul 24, 5:19 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: I m fine nd,I shifted 2yrs bck
Jul 24, 5:24 AM - Shruti DAV: Ok. Hows ayesha & the little one? What's his name?
Jul 24, 5:25 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Aisha iz fine nd nw studying in class lkg,we named little one @ pratham
Jul 24, 5:26 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Hwz is little Angel asmi
Jul 24, 5:28 AM - Shruti DAV: She is doing good
Jul 24, 5:30 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: I asked myself how to handle life ?

My room gave me the perfect answer -

Roof said: Aim high
Fan Said: Be cool
Clock said: Value time
Calendar said: Be up to date
Wallet said: Save now for future
Mirror said: Observe yourself
Wall said: Share other's load
Window said: Expand the vision
Floor said: Always be down to earth ..











Then I looked @ my bed

And he said: chaddar taan k soja....sab moh maya hai...

Jul 24, 5:31 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Gud ..one
Jul 24, 10:39 AM - Priyanki DAV: Knock knock anybody there!!
Jul 24, 10:59 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Gud mrg guys
Jul 24, 10:59 AM - Preeti arora DAV: Yes Priyanki
Jul 24, 11:58 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: 
Jul 24, 11:58 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Yes yes!
Jul 24, 11:58 AM - Kunal DAV: Arey aaj itna sannata Kyo hai bhai🙉
Jul 24, 12:53 PM - Priyanki DAV: Wats app fever utarta hua Sikh raha h🙀
Jul 24, 12:56 PM - Priyanki DAV: Dikh
Jul 24, 12:57 PM - D G: After massive demands from all husbands..........

A new app called 'Panic' is launched for smart phones..

You just say 'Wife' and it closes all websites, hides all chats, hide all special folders and puts  your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.
😀😀😜😜😜😂😂😂
Jul 24, 12:57 PM - D G: Hiya..
Jul 24, 12:59 PM - Kunal DAV: 
Jul 24, 1:01 PM - Priyanki DAV: Hi, seems as if u were using dis î„…î„…
Jul 24, 1:06 PM - Shruti DAV: LOL Deepak.... It would be life saver for many
Jul 24, 1:14 PM - D G: Those were my exact words
Jul 24, 1:14 PM - D G: Kunal.  I share ur sentiments bro 
Jul 24, 1:15 PM - Shruti DAV: Guess every one is having Thursday night party instead of Friday
Jul 24, 1:16 PM - D G: Yeah... V quiet...
Jul 24, 1:29 PM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: भाई को भाई से जुदा कर देती है "GF"
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माँ को जुदा कर देती है बेटे से "GF"
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बीवी और पति के बीच में झगडा पैदा कर देती है
"GF"
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इंसान को दुनिया से जुदा कर देती है "GF"
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छोटी सी बात पे झगडा पैदा कर देती है "GF"
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"GF" मतलब "Galat Fahmi" जो आपको हुई है
अभी अभी
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बेचारी Girl Friend तो मासूम होती है...!!
Jul 24, 1:37 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Small joke about you : -
Think you are sitting in front of computer, what computer will think...??
Do you know...??

Intel inside
mental outside...
ha..ha..ha...😀

Wait don't laugh, joke is not over...

You are standing in front of fridge...

What fridge will think...
Do you know...??

Cool inside
fool outside

wait one more for u😀😀😀

Think you are standing outside race course...

What race course will think...
Do you know...??

Ghoda inside
Gadha outside...

Now laugh...😛😀😛
Think you are using Whatsapp, what will Whatsapp think?
Jokes inside, joker outside
😻😻😻😻
Jul 24, 1:38 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Sir - kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai?
Boy - sir ... haathi
Sir - nalayak!  Tera baap kya karta hai?
Boy - chhota rajan ke gang mey shooter hai.
Sir - shabash! !! Bachho likho Haathi..
Sahi jawab..
Jul 24, 1:48 PM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: 😆😆
Jul 24, 2:00 PM - D G: Warning to all parents with children that have any electronic devices, eg. Ipod, Tablets etc. There is an app called talking angela, this app asks kids personal questions like their names, where they go to school and also take pictures of their faces by pushing a heart on the bottom left corner of the device without any notices this information is then used for kidnapping and child pornography. Please check all childrens devices to make sure they don't have or download this app. Please pass this to friends and other Parents.
Imp Msg for every girl who go to college or office alone. If u find any child crying on road showng his/her address n askng u 2 take him/her to that address, take that child 2 police station n plz dnt take them 2 that address. It is a new way of a gang 2 steal, rape & kidnap girls. Plz Frwd 2 all girls & also boys who hvng sisters & frnds. Plz dont feel shy 2 frwd this msg. Our 1 msg may save a girl. Published by CNN NDTV. Plz circulate🔜
Jul 24, 4:41 PM - Shikhi DAV: Swamiji,  I doubt my husband has been cheating on me.... I have doubt on one woman.... what to do?
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Take your husband to that woman's  doorstep...and see if his wifi connects automatically... 😬😋🙈
Jul 24, 4:46 PM - D G: 
Jul 24, 4:49 PM - D G: Wife- suno na

Husband- Listen, i am very tensed,
office me bahut problems chal rahe hai, kal loan bharne ka bhi last day hai....
isi liye Baat karne ka bhi mood nahi hai,
sir bhi dard se phata ja raha hai,
Subah se maine kuch bhi nahi khaya hai..
 
Wife-   hmmm !!!   Acha abhi wo sab chhodo, ye dekho, Meri new chappal ...
Jul 24, 4:50 PM - Shikhi DAV: 
Jul 24, 4:50 PM - Shikhi DAV: Jus read same msg on 2 more groups ..
 î•
Jul 24, 4:52 PM - D G: Wow.  U r a really late sleeper
Jul 24, 4:53 PM - Shikhi DAV: Not exactly... went for hate story 2 with hubby.. jus came back
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Jul 24, 4:53 PM - Shikhi DAV: Vahiyat movie...
Jul 24, 4:53 PM - D G: He he.  Too bad
Jul 24, 4:53 PM - Shikhi DAV: gnite for now.. m an early riser actually 
Jul 24, 4:53 PM - D G: Gud nite then
Jul 24, 8:49 PM - Shikhi DAV: God morning guys...
Jul 24, 9:14 PM - Shruti DAV: Good morning 😊
Jul 24, 9:44 PM - Priyanki DAV: Gm
Jul 24, 10:19 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Good morning guys
Jul 24, 10:21 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Solve this riddle


I am a 10 letter Indian city
🏤

4,5,6 letter is an educational degree


10,6,9 is a part of face


1,2,4,5 is used in the hair


5,6,7 is used in cricket


Which city am I?
😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Jul 24, 10:22 PM - Shikhi DAV: HEIGHT OF BADLUCK!!!

Boy : Will you marry me???
Girl : Do you have a house???
Boy : No but…
Girl : Do you have a BMW car???
Boy : No but…
Girl : How much is your salary???
Boy : No salary but...
Girl : No but... You have nothing... How can I marry you??? Just leave me, please!!!

* GIRL GOES AWAY *

Boy : *talking to himself*
I have one Villa, 3 plots, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche, 1 Lamborghini... Why I still need to buy a cheap BMW???

How can I get the salary when actually I’m the BOSS!!! 😬😬😬
Jul 24, 10:22 PM - Shikhi DAV: Coimbatore
Jul 24, 10:23 PM - +91 98 10 700822: 
Jul 24, 10:24 PM - +91 98 10 700822: <Media omitted>
Jul 24, 10:24 PM - Shikhi DAV: Have solved before 
Jul 24, 10:24 PM - Kunal DAV: Gud morning 
Jul 24, 10:25 PM - Shikhi DAV: Good morning ji... 
Jul 24, 10:31 PM - +91 98 10 700822: One afternoon a wealthy manager was driving in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the manager said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree".

"Bring them along," the manager replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the manager answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to mr. Manager and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."#

The manager replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost  1 meter high!"

Lesson: Never trust managers....and there is nothing like KIND MANAGERS
Jul 24, 10:37 PM - Kunal DAV: Kaise ho sab ??
Jul 24, 10:38 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Badhia hain, admin saab. Aap sunao
Jul 24, 10:39 PM - Shikhi DAV: Aapki dua hai admin ji..
Jul 24, 10:39 PM - Kunal DAV: Badiya hai ji ...
Jul 24, 10:39 PM - Shikhi DAV: Admin one more person wanna join....
Jul 24, 10:40 PM - Shikhi DAV: Saying this
Jul 24, 10:40 PM - Kunal DAV: Yar mera koi naam hai ya admin hi bulaoge
Jul 24, 10:40 PM - Kunal DAV: Who??
Jul 24, 10:40 PM - Shikhi DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 24, 10:41 PM - Shikhi DAV: No. De du aapka î„…
Jul 24, 10:41 PM - +91 98 10 700822: 
Jul 24, 10:41 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Jaldi
Jul 24, 10:41 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: 
Jul 24, 10:41 PM - Shikhi DAV: 
Jul 24, 10:41 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Kyu admin saab
Jul 24, 10:42 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: Kunal bhai, Teri tou nikal padi!
Jul 24, 10:42 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Are admin ji chup kyu ho
Jul 24, 10:42 PM - Kunal DAV: Mujhe resignation dena hai admin ki post se 
Jul 24, 10:42 PM - Shikhi DAV: He is speechless 
Jul 24, 10:43 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Sharma rahe ho kya
Jul 24, 10:43 PM - Shikhi DAV: 
Jul 24, 10:44 PM - Shikhi DAV: U leave d grp. It will automatically choose a new admin...
Jul 24, 10:44 PM - Shikhi DAV: But then we won't add u agn... 😛
Jul 24, 10:44 PM - Kunal DAV: Ok
Jul 24, 10:44 PM - Kunal DAV: Yehi better option hai
Jul 24, 10:45 PM - Shikhi DAV: U sure u wanna resign 
Jul 24, 10:45 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Aur waise bhi ab to ye post tumhe hi suit karti hai. Kyu guys??
Jul 24, 10:45 PM - Shikhi DAV: Pls don go...
Jul 24, 10:45 PM - +91 98 10 700822: î„…î„…
Jul 24, 10:45 PM - Shikhi DAV: Him bilkul mazak bahi udayenge.. sacchi 
Jul 24, 10:46 PM - +91 98 10 700822: With our fingers crossed
Jul 24, 10:46 PM - Shikhi DAV: Tu soch me kunal.
 itna thank you bola aajtak kisi ne tere ko. Jitna group admin banke mile
Jul 24, 10:47 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Aur kunsl
Jul 24, 10:47 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: Bhai, ab Bol!!!
Jul 24, 11:30 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Good Morning 🌞
Jul 24, 11:56 PM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Gud morning
Jul 24, 11:57 PM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Yeh Gaja07 kyon hai?
Jul 24, 11:59 PM - Kunal DAV: Gaja07 ...gaurav Jain hai
Jul 25, 12:02 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Aur 07 iska roll number
Jul 25, 12:14 AM - Shikhi DAV: Nahi uska happy to u 07-08
Jul 25, 12:15 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Hmm
Jul 25, 12:32 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Suprabhat. Everybdy
Jul 25, 12:32 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: 
Jul 25, 12:35 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: **-हरिवंशराय बच्चन-**

भरी जेब ने ' दुनिया ' की पहेचान करवाई और खाली जेब ने ' इन्सानो ' की.

जब लगे पैसा कमाने, तो समझ आया,
शौक तो मां-बाप के पैसों से पुरे होते थे,
अपने पैसों से तो सिर्फ जरूरतें पुरी होती है।

"झोंपड़ी और महल में इतना ही फर्क होता है..,
झोंपड़ी पर लिखा होता है " सुस्वागतम ",Â
महल पर लिखा होता है " कुत्ते से सावधान "

रब ने नवाजा हमें जिंदगी देकर;
और हम शौहरत मांगते रह गये;

जिंदगी गुजार दी शौहरत के पीछे;
फिर जीने की मौहलत मांगते रह गये।

ये कफन, ये जनाज़े, ये कब्र, सिर्फ बातें हैं मेरे दोस्त,
वरना मर तो इंसान तभी जाता है जब याद करने वाला कोई ना हो...!!
Jul 25, 12:37 AM - Shikhi DAV: 
Jul 25, 12:40 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Hi shikhi hw r u
Jul 25, 12:44 AM - Manju DAV: Gud morning!!
Jul 25, 12:44 AM - Shikhi DAV: Hey Neha... I m good.. how about u??
Jul 25, 12:44 AM - Shikhi DAV: Mommy of 2 now!!! Working?
Jul 25, 12:44 AM - Shikhi DAV: Morning doc
Jul 25, 12:45 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Morning docs and non-docs!
Jul 25, 12:45 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Morning
Jul 25, 12:45 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Thoughts during an argument
Between Husband & Wife

   â•­â—œ ◝ Í¡  â—œ  ◝ â•®         â•­â—œ ◝ Í¡  ◜◝  â•®
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Jul 25, 12:46 AM - Manju DAV: Gud morning Shikhi and Beja and Ashish and SwAti and everyone else!
Jul 25, 12:46 AM - Manju DAV: Beja nai Neha
Jul 25, 12:47 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: 
Jul 25, 12:52 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Beja kya hai manju
Jul 25, 12:52 AM - Manju DAV: Yaar woh dictionary on hai
Jul 25, 12:53 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Ok..hw r u
Jul 25, 12:53 AM - Manju DAV: Gud! Wat bout u?
Jul 25, 12:54 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: I m also fine dear
Jul 25, 12:56 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Thats gud shikhi u r back on work 👍
Jul 25, 12:58 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: This is one of the best posts I've read about woman... pl read it completely... it's worth it...

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She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day".... ...                                                                                               Â

THE ANGEL was impressed. .." Just two hands.....impossible !" ..

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The Angel came closer and touched the woman"......  ..

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." But you have made her so soft, Lord".....

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" But I have made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome "...

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The Lord answered. " Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate" ...

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" Lord, it seems this creation is leaking !  You have put too many burdens on her. " ...

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."She is not leaking...it is a tear" The Lord corrected the Angel...

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The Lord said. " Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride."...

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Lord said." Indeed she is.

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She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.

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She holds happiness, love and opinions.

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Send it all the women u respect ....
Jul 25, 12:59 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: 👏👏 to all women out here
Jul 25, 1:08 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: 
Jul 25, 1:12 AM - Shikhi DAV: 
Jul 25, 1:38 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: हम भारतीयों के जीवन में 4 नं. का महत्व...


4 दिनों का प्यार ओ रब्बा...बड़ी लम्बी जुदाई........

4 दिनों की चांदनी....फिर अँधेरी रात...

4 किताबें तो पढ़ लीं, अब 4 पैसे भी कम लो...

4-4 आने में बिकती है आज के दौर में ईमानदारी...

आखिर हमारी भी 4 लोगों में इज्जत है...

ये बात 4 लोग सुनेंगे, तो क्या सोचेंगे...

4 दिनों की आई हुई बहू के ऐसे तेवर.....

4 दिन तो घर में टिक कर बैठ जाती...

वो आई और 4 बातें सुना कर चली गई.....

तुमसे क्या 4 कदम भी नहीं चला जाता....

और अन्त में..
4 बोतल वोदका....काम मेरा रोज का.
Jul 25, 1:39 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: 😆😆😆
Jul 25, 1:52 AM - Shikhi DAV: Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.î„…

I offer it to you in the hope that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $10.00.. on one condition..."


Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $10 from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....






"Clean my house."
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Jul 25, 1:54 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: 👌
Jul 25, 1:54 AM - +91 98 10 700822: Ohh womania. 
Jul 25, 1:55 AM - Ashish mathur DAV:  hail womania!!! 
Jul 25, 2:09 AM - Shikhi DAV: Before King goes to war, he locks his wife (the beautiful Queen ),  in room & gives the key to his best friend & says : If I am not back within 4 days 🔐, open the room and she is yours....
He sits on his horse & hits the road. Half an hour later he notices a dust cloud & sound behind him. He stops & sees his friend riding very fast to him.
"What's wrong ?" King asks.
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Out of breath, his friend answers, "It is the wrong Key...!! "
😆 Men Will Be Men.....!
Jul 25, 2:57 AM - Shruti DAV: Really can someone clean mine too..
Jul 25, 2:59 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: $10 bahut zyada hain....
Jul 25, 2:59 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: You should negotiate
Jul 25, 3:03 AM - Priyanki DAV: Hi
Jul 25, 3:06 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: REAL TENSION.....î
Sardar & his wife went for Divorce at court.

Judge : U have 3 kids ..
How wil u divide them?


Sardar had long discussion with sardarni & said


"ok, sirji We will come next year with 1 more"
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Joke doesn't end here ..

9 months later
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They got twins
Jul 25, 3:10 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: 
Jul 25, 3:10 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Hi Priyanki
Jul 25, 3:13 AM - Priyanki DAV: Hi ahana kya kar rahi h
Jul 25, 3:13 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Punjab me 1Train🚊 k niche 100 Sardar
aa gaye!

99 Mar gaye...

1 Bach gaya

Reporter ne Usse Puchha : "Ye Sab Kaise huaa.?"

Sardar bola- "Galat Announcement ki vajah se,
Announcement huva tha ke Shatabdi Express Platform par aa rahi hai!"
To Sab Ghabra k Platform se Utarkar Patri par Aa gaye!
Par Train Platform par nahi,
Patari par Aayi...

Reporter : Aur Aap Samajhdar Nikle Jo Patri par nahi utre!

Sardar î”—: Ji nahi,
Mai to Suicide karne Aaya tha, Announcement Sunkar mai Patri se Hatkar Platform Pe Let .
Jul 25, 3:14 AM - Priyanki DAV: Haha
Jul 25, 3:14 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Sleeping😇
Jul 25, 3:16 AM - Shikhi DAV: Bacche sote hue best lagte hai na .... sleeping angels.. swati share her pic pls
Jul 25, 3:16 AM - Shikhi DAV: î”­  टैंशन जोक 
एक बहुत सुंदर लडकी ने आपसे कार मै लिफट मांगी.. 😋
रासते मे उसकी तबियत खराब हो गयी
आप उसे हाॅसपिटल ले गये
डाॅकटर बोला:
मुबारक हो आप बाप बनने वाले हैं
लो साला हो गयी टेंशन
आप बोले मैं इसका बाप नहीं हूं...
लडकी बोली यही इसका बाप है.

और टैंशन!!

पुलिस आयी और आपका मैडिकल चैकअप हुआ....
रिपोट॓ आयी की आप तो कभी बाप बन ही नहीं सकते..

साला और टेंशन!

आपने थैंक गौड कहा और बाहर आ गये..
फिर याद आया घर मै दो बचचे हैं वो किसके हैं ??
î„…î„…

       रियल टेंशन
Jul 25, 3:18 AM - Priyanki DAV: 
Jul 25, 3:20 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: <Media omitted>
Jul 25, 3:21 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Yeh rahi meri aafat
Jul 25, 3:22 AM - Priyanki DAV: Arey isne wall p kitni achi painting banayi h
Jul 25, 3:22 AM - Shikhi DAV: Very cute
Jul 25, 3:23 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Yeh to kuch nahi hai, isne pure ghar mein paintings bana di thi
Jul 25, 3:24 AM - Priyanki DAV: He he koi na let her enjoy the bachpan.
Jul 25, 3:24 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: True
Jul 25, 3:26 AM - +91 96 60 755211: Very cute
Jul 25, 3:27 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Thanks ruchika
Jul 25, 3:27 AM - Priyanki DAV: Yar ye aafat kab priority ban jati h pata hi nahi lagta na
Jul 25, 3:28 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: I know. ...
Jul 25, 3:28 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Infact all mothers know
Jul 25, 3:29 AM - Priyanki DAV: Sahi h
Jul 25, 4:14 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Cutie lie...darling
Jul 25, 4:15 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Sorry cutie pie baby
Jul 25, 4:15 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Thanks Neha
Jul 25, 4:15 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Hw much old is she now
Jul 25, 4:16 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: 2 yrs
Jul 25, 4:17 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: And your kids
Jul 25, 4:17 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Hey priyanki u also put ur baby's pic...
Jul 25, 4:17 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Okay ,gud yaar
Jul 25, 4:18 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: My daughter is 4 yrs nw nd son has completed his 8 mnths
Jul 25, 4:19 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: 
Jul 25, 4:19 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Where r u  living
Jul 25, 4:20 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Very difficult task to manage 2 kids...hatsoff to our parents nd grandparents
Jul 25, 4:21 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Very true. .it's difficult with one....how do you manage two
Jul 25, 4:21 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: I am in dwarka these days
Jul 25, 4:22 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Came back from mumbt last month
Jul 25, 4:22 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: *mumbai
Jul 25, 4:22 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Bas yaar mat puccho,very tiring job,
Jul 25, 4:23 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Okay ,for hw lobg u stayed in,mumbai
Jul 25, 4:23 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: 6 years
Jul 25, 4:24 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Gud,so u liked mumbai
Jul 25, 4:26 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Loved the place and weather. ..now struggling to cope with delhi's heat!!
Jul 25, 4:28 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Hmmn
Jul 25, 4:29 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Hwz jalandhar
Jul 25, 4:30 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Same like delhi
Jul 25, 4:30 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Hhot & humid
Jul 25, 4:39 AM - Shikhi DAV: Hmmm... mommy talk on
Jul 25, 5:38 AM - Shikhi DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 25, 5:39 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Superlike! !
Jul 25, 5:44 AM - Priyanki DAV: True shikhi
Jul 25, 5:48 AM - Manju DAV: I don't agree!! We can say so only to get applauded otherwise none of us do household chores!!
Jul 25, 5:49 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Lucky you😇😇
Jul 25, 5:52 AM - Priyanki DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 25, 5:53 AM - Priyanki DAV: Manju d purpose s to say that we take care of kids n home not exactly mopping n all...
Jul 25, 5:53 AM - Manju DAV: Yeah! That's true!!
Jul 25, 5:54 AM - Priyanki DAV: Aur bata wats on
Jul 25, 5:55 AM - Manju DAV: Bus badiya.... Tu suna
Jul 25, 5:55 AM - Manju DAV: But fortunately or unfortunately , I don't hav to luk after my kids also!
Jul 25, 5:55 AM - Priyanki DAV: This is my certificate naughty vivaan
Jul 25, 5:56 AM - Manju DAV: Aaja 9 th ko aaja, we will hav fun
Jul 25, 5:56 AM - Manju DAV: Cutie! Grown up
Jul 25, 5:57 AM - Priyanki DAV: Yar me to khud bahut aana chahti hu par aur logo kar b plan h saath me cancel nahi kar sakti
Jul 25, 5:57 AM - Priyanki DAV: 
Jul 25, 5:57 AM - Manju DAV: These two are mine monkeys
Jul 25, 5:58 AM - Manju DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 25, 5:59 AM - Shikhi DAV: Cute... lil monkeys
Jul 25, 5:59 AM - Priyanki DAV: Arey wah ram n shyam style very nice
Jul 25, 6:00 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: 
Jul 25, 6:09 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Cuties
Jul 25, 6:34 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Sweet kids. 😊
Jul 25, 8:45 AM - Manju DAV: Thanku guys but they are blood suckers!!
Jul 25, 8:46 AM - Shruti DAV: Haha. All of them are.
Jul 25, 8:47 AM - Priyanki DAV: Hi shruti
Jul 25, 8:47 AM - Shruti DAV: Cute & naughty.
Jul 25, 8:48 AM - Shruti DAV: Hello priyanki. Mine keeps me pushing over the edge of sanity every day
Jul 25, 8:48 AM - Priyanki DAV: Were r u in ggn
Jul 25, 8:49 AM - Shruti DAV: Sec 17A
Jul 25, 8:50 AM - Priyanki DAV: Were s it somewhere near 15
Jul 25, 8:50 AM - Shruti DAV: Not very near. Its adjacent to 14
Jul 25, 8:50 AM - Priyanki DAV: M in sec7
Jul 25, 8:51 AM - Priyanki DAV: Oh gud 14 s near by
Jul 25, 8:51 AM - Shruti DAV: Where is that?
Jul 25, 8:51 AM - Priyanki DAV: Do u go to sec14mrkt
Jul 25, 8:52 AM - Priyanki DAV: Sec7snear sec4
Jul 25, 8:53 AM - Shruti DAV: Yes i do go to sector 14. Ok now got it.
Jul 25, 8:54 AM - Priyanki DAV: Gud yar let's meet
Jul 25, 8:54 AM - Priyanki DAV: Me to go dere very frequently
Jul 25, 8:55 AM - Priyanki DAV: U come to sec 4
Jul 25, 8:55 AM - Shruti DAV: Ok. Sure will let you know whenever I visit 14
Jul 25, 8:55 AM - Shruti DAV: No have never been
Jul 25, 8:55 AM - Priyanki DAV: Where r u work in these days
Jul 25, 8:57 AM - Priyanki DAV: Post ur daughters pic
Jul 25, 8:57 AM - Shruti DAV: She is there in my profile pic
Jul 25, 8:58 AM - Priyanki DAV: U have 2kids na
Jul 25, 8:58 AM - Shruti DAV: I ain't working. Full time mommy & part time blogger
Jul 25, 8:58 AM - Shruti DAV: Heavens no 😳
Jul 25, 8:59 AM - Priyanki DAV: K sorry I was den might be confused wid somebody else
Jul 25, 9:00 AM - Priyanki DAV: Asmi to I have seen even on fb also
Jul 25, 9:00 AM - Shruti DAV: Yeah lots of pics on fb
Jul 25, 9:02 AM - Priyanki DAV: She  resembles wid u so much
Jul 25, 9:02 AM - Priyanki DAV: Aaja kisi din specially sec14
Jul 25, 9:03 AM - Priyanki DAV: Between. 2-5
Jul 25, 9:15 AM - Shruti DAV: Will try. Usually come between 10-12 as she is at her school at that time.
Jul 25, 9:15 AM - Shruti DAV: Garmi main to nahi aaoongi 2-5 😁😁😁
Jul 25, 9:16 AM - Priyanki DAV: K chal jus let me know den
Jul 25, 9:17 AM - Priyanki DAV: Waise aajkal to kabhi kabhi weather theek hot a h
Jul 25, 9:24 AM - Shruti DAV: Will do
Jul 25, 9:42 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: <Media omitted>
Jul 25, 9:55 AM - Shikhi DAV: 
Jul 25, 10:16 AM - Shruti DAV: 👌
Jul 25, 10:35 AM - Amit Tuteja DAV:  good one gaurav
Jul 25, 10:57 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Har shaadi-shudaa aadmii kii kahaanii î„…î„…î„…
Jul 25, 11:20 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Its gud ladies r not having thr hubbies and v r not having our butter halves added in ths grp
Jul 25, 11:28 AM - D G: Boy - I love you
Girl - Are you mad... I m married. I hv a
husband... I hv a boyfriend in my office
and my ex boyfriend is still my neighbor...
My boss proposed me yesterday and i cant
say NO to him... And I hv one serious extra
marital affair...
Boy - (after a long pause) Dekh le kahin adjust hota ho toh....
Jul 25, 11:28 AM - D G: Butter halves 
Jul 25, 11:32 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: 
Jul 25, 11:46 AM - Shikhi DAV: î„…
Jul 25, 11:47 AM - Shikhi DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 25, 11:48 AM - Shikhi DAV: For ur dhaba jain sahab
Jul 25, 11:59 AM - Shikhi DAV: GROUP ADMIN plz note

Qualities of a good group admin...
1. Keep up the unity of the group
2. Keep encouraging the active members of the group
3. Waking up the sleeping members
4. Sending cake and ice cream on a member's birthday
5. Organizing party for group members during weekends
6. If any member's phone is not working, replacing it with I-phone as soon as possible
7. Organize for a foreign trip once ever year
8. Gifting 3g internet package to all group members

Only if you do all these, you are a good group admin...

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Jul 25, 12:01 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Bikvao ga mittal sahab them THE DHABA
Jul 25, 12:03 PM - Shikhi DAV: Kharid lenge tum se 😛😛
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Jul 25, 12:06 PM - Shikhi DAV: Kya yaar.. Hume to laga tha rum bologe- aap hi Ka dhaba hai ji
Jul 25, 12:12 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Re-purchase
Jul 25, 12:13 PM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: A bus full of housewives  going on a picnic ,
fell into a river ,
all died .
Each husband cried for a week ,
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?
he replied miserably :
No
My wife
missed
the bus !!!
😋😛
In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!
He told the men to stand in two queues...
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!

Only 1 man stood in d second Queue...

God said "So you control ur wife?"

Man: "R u CRAZY ???
My wife told me to stand here"...

Lol
A Junior in office dialled his boss's extension by mistake & said:
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min 
Boss Shouted: Do u know whom u r talking 2? 
Jr : No!
Boss: I'm the BOSS 👺
Jr (in same tone): do u know whom u r talking to?
Boss: No!
Jr : THANK GOD (& disconnected) 

If Flipkart starts matrimonial services 👬, they will become the No.1 site in the world 🌎 because they have a 30 day return 💫policy no questions asked
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Jul 25, 12:14 PM - Shikhi DAV: 
Jul 25, 12:34 PM - +91 80 97 076780: Wife casually calls husband at office one afternoon:
Wife : Hi, kaise ho?
Husband: Theek hun.
Wife : Aaj kya khaya Lunch mein?
Husband : Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kaun sa Serial dekha, kaun sa Song suna....
Wife: 😠😡Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the Money Markets? And what should be the role of Finance Ministry to control inward Foreign remittances? ??
Husband : 😔(after few seconds silence).... Daal Chawal khaye hain, Dahi aur Salad bhi tha..😜😝
Jul 25, 1:01 PM - Priyanki DAV: 
Jul 25, 1:03 PM - Priyanki DAV: Bhi ye miya biwi k jokes better halfs padenge to bitter ho jayenge
Jul 25, 1:25 PM - Shikhi DAV: Priyanki in ke to butter better bitter half group me hi hai î„…
Jul 25, 1:25 PM - Shruti DAV: 😂😂😂
Jul 25, 1:30 PM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Santa shadi k agle din biwi ko peet raha tha.

Logo ne pucha to wo bola isne meri chai me taaviz dala hai muje bas me karne k liye.

Biwi rote hue gusse se boli-
Wo tea bag tha...

😛
Jul 25, 1:32 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: [7/25, 10:33 PM] Priyanki Agg Dav: Bhi ye miya biwi k jokes better halfs padenge to bitter ho jayenge
[7/25, 10:55 PM] Shruthi Marjara Dav: 😂😂😂
Jul 25, 1:33 PM - +91 80 97 076780: 
Jul 25, 1:34 PM - Priyanki DAV: Gaurav ye kya h
Jul 25, 1:34 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Typo..ignore
Jul 25, 1:36 PM - Shikhi DAV: Gals pls ignore gaurav jain.. he wants so
Jul 25, 1:37 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Girls can ignore...ladies can TC though
Jul 25, 1:37 PM - Shikhi DAV: All d ladies in  d grp pls ignore gaurav jain.. he wants so
Jul 25, 1:39 PM - Priyanki DAV: Samajh nahi aaya bhai
Jul 25, 1:39 PM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Yeh kya ho raha hai bhai ab
Jul 25, 1:41 PM - Priyanki DAV: Pata nahi gaurav n shikhi pls elaborate
Jul 25, 1:42 PM - Shikhi DAV: Samajhdar ko ishara kafi hota hai Priyanki 
Jul 25, 1:43 PM - Priyanki DAV: Arey par samajh to sari shadi k baad tail lane chali jati h na
Jul 25, 1:44 PM - Shikhi DAV: Hmmm.. I agree...
Jul 25, 1:46 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: Kis ki tail?
Jul 25, 1:47 PM - Shikhi DAV: Tel.. oil.. Mr. Samajhdar
Jul 25, 1:47 PM - Priyanki DAV: Haha angrez
Jul 25, 2:16 PM - Shikhi DAV: 

Agar Aapke
Mobile Number par koi Faltu ki
Calls ya Miss call karke Pareshan kar raha ho
Toh
Uska Mobile no. Olx me Daal kar post
kar do ki:
"I phone 5s
Only ₹ 1000 Me!!!" 
Kasam se jitne Calls Usne Aapko nai kiya hoga Usse jyada
usey Aayenge!!! 
Bachpan se Smart hu.. par Kasam se kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya!!! 😎😋
Jul 25, 2:27 PM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: 😜😜
Jul 25, 9:32 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Good Morning 🌞
Jul 25, 9:59 PM - Shikhi DAV: Good morning .... rise n shine guys...
Jul 25, 10:10 PM - Shruti DAV: Good morning 😊
Jul 25, 10:11 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV:  good morning
Jul 25, 10:29 PM - Kunal DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 25, 10:33 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Very gud morning guys.  Happy weekend
Jul 25, 11:19 PM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Gud mrning everybdy
Jul 25, 11:52 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: आजकल सबसे ज़्यादा डर किससे लगता है ??????

A new person joining your whatsapp group .....

सारे message, video, audio repeat करता है और उसको लगता है कि मार्केट में नया है.

अब उसको कौन समझाए कि इसमें नया क्या है, नया तो तू है.
Jul 25, 11:53 PM - Shikhi DAV: 😀
Jul 25, 11:53 PM - Shikhi DAV: Lipstick in School (priceless)......

A certain private school was faced with a unique problem, where a number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick.

They wud apply it in the bathroom, which was fine. But after that they would press their lips on the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints .
Every night the maintenance janitor would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance janitor. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine all the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance janitor to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled mop, dipped it in the î…€ toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers.. . . and then...

there are educators..!! 😛...
Jul 25, 11:53 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: Suprabhat 
Jul 25, 11:57 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Gud one
Jul 26, 12:21 AM - Munmun DAV: Gud morning!!!
Jul 26, 12:23 AM - Preeti arora DAV: Gud morning everyone!
Jul 26, 1:47 AM - Shikhi DAV: Nice One about Friends



 No one in this world is rich enough to buy his own childhood and youth back.

 Only friends help to recreate those moments from time to time at no cost..!!
Jul 26, 1:51 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: 
Jul 26, 2:03 AM - Priyanki DAV: True....
Jul 26, 2:31 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Gaurav, I'm coming to sec 120 in an hour or so. Let know of you'd be at the restaurant around 3-3:30pm.
Jul 26, 3:30 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: I m on my way to kasauli buddy...u can enjoy thr ...let me know for any thingnext time for sure
Jul 26, 8:17 AM - Shikhi DAV: Wow. Kasauli is a very nice place... have a nice trip gaurav 
Jul 26, 8:18 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Thanks
Jul 26, 11:10 AM - +91 80 97 076780: 💬 Stay away from Anger..
  It hurts ..Only You!

💬 If you are right then there is no need to get angry,

💬 And if you are wrong then you don't have any right to get angry.

💬 Patience with family is love,

💬 Patience with others is respect.

💬 Patience with self is confidence and Patience with GOD is faith.

💬 Never Think Hard about the PAST, It brings Tears...

💬 Don't think more about the FUTURE, It brings Fear...

💬 Live this Moment with a Smile,It brings Cheer.

💬Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,

💬 Every problem comes to make us or break us,

💬 The choice is ours whether we become victims or victorious.

💬 Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful

💬 Do you know why God created gaps between fingers?

💬 So that someone who is special to you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand forever.

💬 Happiness keeps You Sweet..But being sweet brings happiness.
😊
Jul 26, 11:12 AM - Kunal DAV: Kaha gaye aaj sare ....is class mein itna sannata ....
Jul 26, 11:24 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Jaini gaya kasauli! Hum yahiin hai.
Jul 26, 11:26 AM - Kunal DAV: Uska to pata hai bhai ....bu
t lagta hai sab weekend mein busy hai??
Jul 26, 11:47 AM - Priyanki DAV: Nahi sab yahi h
Jul 26, 11:47 AM - Priyanki DAV: Hi Ruchi welcome to the grp
Jul 26, 11:51 AM - Shikhi DAV: Tum kaha the janab?
Jul 26, 11:52 AM - D G: Kya masti kar raha hai kunal weekend me
Jul 26, 11:52 AM - D G: रमजान के दिनों में मुस्लिम मियां बीवी में झगड़ा हो रहा था।
तभी मियां ने ऐसा जवाब दिया कि बीवी की बोलती बंद हो गई। मियां ने कहा......
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दिमाग खाने से भी रोज़ा टूट जाता है।
Jul 26, 11:53 AM - D G: Beautiful lines of d day:-             

''Alone I can 'Say'
    but together we can 'Talk'.
'Alone I can 'Enjoy'
    but together we can 'Celebrate'.
'Alone I can 'Smile'
   but together we can 'Laugh'.
That's the BEAUTY of Human Relations. We are nothing without each other...cheers
and...
stay connected!!
Jul 26, 11:54 AM - Priyanki DAV: 
Jul 26, 11:59 AM - +91 96 60 755211: 
Jul 26, 12:39 PM - ‪+91 98 91 444664‬: Thanks Priyanki. Its so nice to connect with old friends
Jul 26, 1:06 PM - Kunal DAV: Koi masti nhn yar ab free hua hu ....ab ghar ja raha hu
Jul 26, 1:07 PM - Kunal DAV: Moti kaha gayi ...î„…
Jul 26, 1:21 PM - Kunal DAV: हमारे ऐतबार की हद

ना पूछ ग़ालिब,

उसने दिन को रात कहा,

और हमने पैग बना लिया ।

 😋 
Jul 26, 1:22 PM - Shruti DAV: Wah wah wah wah
Jul 26, 1:23 PM - +91 98 10 700822: 
Jul 26, 1:23 PM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: 👍
Jul 26, 1:29 PM - Kunal DAV: 
Jul 26, 1:35 PM - Kunal DAV: GHOR KALYUG...

Son: papa aaj meri GIRLFRIEND ka birthday h. Use kya du..
Papa : Dekhne me kaisi h??
Son: Mast h..
Papa : Mera number de de..î„…î„…î„…
Jul 26, 1:38 PM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: 
A Girl's facebook status:

"Today I travelled in Bus after long time."

Comments On Facebook by Male friends with 70 likes:

1. Awww, so sweet..!!!
2. Maybe nextime will go together sweetie...!!!
3. Wow, I want to experience it..!!!
4. You went without me..?
5. Wonderful dear..!!!
6. Superlike..
7. Be safe in bus ha...!!!!

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A Boy's Facebook status:

"Today I travelled in Bus after a long time.."

Comments left by same Male friends with one like...

1. Haan toh saale hum kya kare..?
2. Bus yahi teri aukat hai.!!
3. Kamine ab auto mein bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya..?
4. Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar de..!
5. Usi bus ka conductor bun ja kutte.

And the best one is...

6. Ticket kharida ki nahi bhikhari? 
Girl Uploads a pic with her dog: Meet my dog Punu...

Boy1: Aww punu is cho cute.

Boy2: bahut pyaala dogu hai !

Boy3: haaye, kaash hum kutte hote...




Boy Uploads a pic with his dog: Meet my dog
Punu...

Boy1- Bhai Inme se kutta kaun hai?

Boy2- Akhir mein tera baap mil hi gaya...

Boy3- khud ke khaane ka thikana nahi kutta paalne chala....😛😛
Jul 26, 1:39 PM - Kunal DAV: 😀😀😀😀
Jul 26, 1:41 PM - Priyanki DAV: 
Jul 26, 1:49 PM - Kunal DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 26, 2:49 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: That's all folks, good night!!
Jul 26, 4:06 PM - Shikhi DAV: ज़हर वेख के पीता ते की पीता
इश्क सोच के कीता ते की कीता
दिल💞 दे के दिल लेन दी आस रखी वे बुल्लेया ...प्यार वी लालच नाल कीता ते की कीता ।।
Jul 26, 4:06 PM - Shikhi DAV: Gnite
Jul 26, 10:24 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Good Morning 🌞
Jul 26, 11:43 PM - Shruti DAV: How's the morning in kasauli???
Jul 26, 11:44 PM - Shruti DAV: Its cloudy in here...
Jul 27, 12:23 AM - Kunal DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 27, 12:33 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Lolly lo! It's Sunday morning! Good morning everyone.
Jul 27, 1:22 AM - Shikhi DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 27, 3:38 AM - +91 98 10 700822: Wife: Ever since we got married
1. We don't go out
2. We don;t eat out often
3. You dont give me enough money for shopping
4. You are not romantic anymore
5. You don't say I am beautiful anymore

The man gave out a lengthy laugh and replied: Did you ever see a politician campaigning after winning the elections?☺😉😊😍
Jul 27, 3:42 AM - Kunal DAV: 
Jul 27, 5:08 AM - D G: A guy wrote on his facebook status... "wife chahiye "

2 girls liked it and 140 men commented "meri  le jaa" 

Guy wrote back "kameenon maang nahin raha... poochh raha hoon" 
Jul 27, 11:26 AM - Shikhi DAV: 
आशिक का जनाजा जब
माशुका की गली से निकला..
तो लडकी की मां ने कहा
बडा कमीना है
जाते जाते भी एक राउण्ड लगा गया..

Jul 27, 11:27 AM - Kunal DAV: 
Jul 27, 11:30 AM - D G: Girl Uploads a pic with her dog: Meet my dog Punu...

Boy1: Aww punu is cho cute.

Boy2: bahut pyaala dogu hai !

Boy3: haaye, kaash hum kutte hote...




Boy Uploads a pic with his dog: Meet my dog
Punu...

Boy1- Bhai Inme se kutta kaun hai?

Boy2- Akhir mein tera baap mil hi gaya...

Boy3- khud ke khaane ka thikana nahi kutta paalne chala....😛😛
Jul 27, 11:32 AM - D G: In an interview,

A boy was rejected
           
            And
A girl was selected

For the same reason -

"Dono ki shirt ka Pehla Button khula hua tha" ...!!!
😆
Jul 27, 11:36 AM - Kunal DAV: 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
Jul 27, 1:04 PM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: 🚩    अहमियत-बीबी की     📍
सुबह उठ कर पत्नी को पुकारते है
सुनो चाय लाओ
थोड़ी देर बाद फिर आवाज़,
सुनो नाश्ता बनाओ
क्या बात है ,आज अभी तक अखबार नहीं आया
जरा देखो तो ,
किसी ने दरवाजा  खटखटाया
अरे आज बाथरूम में ,
साबुन नहीं है क्या
और देखो तो,
कितना गीला पड़ा है तौलिया
अरे ,ये शर्ट का बटन टूटा है,
 à¤œà¤°à¤¾ लगा दो और मेरे मौजे कहाँ है,जरा ढूंढ के ला दो
लंच के डब्बे में बनाये है ना,
आलू के परांठे
दो ज्यादा रख देना,
मिस जूली को है भाते
देखो अलमारी पर कितनी
धुल जमी पड़ी है
लगता है कई दिनों से
डस्टिंग नही की है
गमले में पौधे सूख रहे है,
क्या पानी नहीं डालती हो
दिन भर करती ही क्या हो बस
गप्पे मारती हो
शाम को डोसा खाने का मूड है,
बना देना
बच्चों की परीक्षाये आ रही है
पढ़ा  देना
सुबह से शाम तक कर फरमाईशें नचाते है
चैन से सोने भी नहीं देते,सताते है
दिनभर में बीबीयाँ कितना काम
करती है
ये तब मालूम पड़ता है जब वो
बीमार पड़ती है
एक दिन में घर अस्त व्यस्त हो
जाता है
रोज का सारा रूटीन ही ध्वस्त  हो
जाता है
आटे दाल का सब भाव पता 
पड़ जाता
बीबी की अहमियत क्या है ,
ये पता चल जाता
सभी पत्नियों को सलाम 
 Dedicated to all wonderful women-
दिन की रोशनी ख्वाबों को बनाने मे गुजर गई,
रात नींद को मनाने मे गुजर गई।
जिस घर मे मेरे नाम की तखती भी नहीं,
सारी उमर उस घर को सजाने मे गुजर गई।
Jul 27, 9:02 PM - D G: <Media omitted>
Jul 27, 9:21 PM - Shikhi DAV: 😀
Jul 27, 9:21 PM - Shikhi DAV: वो कहने लगी, नकाब में भी पहचान लेते हो हजारों के बीच ?
में ने मुस्करा के कहा, तेरी आँखों से ही शुरू हुआ था"इश्क", हज़ारों के बीच.....!!
Jul 27, 9:22 PM - Shikhi DAV: Good morning India.. n gn Toronto
Jul 27, 9:38 PM - D G: Gud morningto all ji.
Jul 27, 9:42 PM - D G: This one is ultimate..

Santa went to hospital for ECG.
.
Nurse- kapde utaro aur yahan let jao.
.
Santa- pehle ECG kar lete hai na..! !
Jul 27, 9:47 PM - Shikhi DAV: 
Jul 27, 9:54 PM - D G: Teacher: Who was Akbar ? Boy: Akbar was Gay. Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that? ...Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet But Only Akbar - Birbal !😜 !😝!😂
Jul 27, 10:22 PM - Shikhi DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 27, 10:55 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: Morning everyone!
Jul 27, 11:23 PM - Kunal DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 28, 2:36 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Naughty boy î”—
Jul 28, 2:39 AM - Shikhi DAV: Malaysia airlines gives a contract to Indian to develop a gadget to safeguard their planes. India developed in few seconds...
Jul 28, 2:39 AM - Shikhi DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 28, 2:41 AM - Kunal DAV: India rocks
Jul 28, 2:43 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: î„…
Jul 28, 2:44 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: <Media omitted>
Jul 28, 2:44 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Cfuib
Jul 28, 3:33 AM - Shikhi DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 28, 4:00 AM - Kunal DAV: A couple went to an Art Gallery. Ther was a picture of a girl covered only by Leaves.

Husband was watching .
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Wife: Ghar abhi chaloge, Ya Hawa aane tak rukoge!!!
Jul 28, 4:11 AM - Kunal DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 28, 6:18 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Sardar: Parso meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi.

Friend : Ab kaisi hai?

Sardar: Ab theek hai, kal se kuuwe se awaz nahi ayee !!
Jul 28, 7:51 AM - Kunal DAV: 
Jul 28, 10:20 AM - Kunal DAV: Chotu  : Mom u lied to me.
Mom : When my son. ?😕
Chotu : U said that my younger sis is an angel.😇
Mom : Yes, she is
Chotu  : So why didn't she fly wen I threw her from our balcony.
Mom : Tera beda gark ho je.. Kanjra. Kithe sutteya kuri nu..
Jul 28, 10:43 AM - D G: <Media omitted>
Jul 28, 10:45 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Guys whats the plan for reunion
Jul 28, 10:54 AM - Shikhi DAV: Its on I suppose
Jul 28, 10:55 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: What date. Time. Who all coming. Venue
Jul 28, 11:00 AM - Kunal DAV: Haan bhai ....reunion is on 9th Aug
....seven wonders
Jul 28, 11:00 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: I thought its at Gaurav ka dhaba
Jul 28, 11:00 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: What time
Jul 28, 11:01 AM - Kunal DAV: 2 pm
Jul 28, 11:01 AM - Kunal DAV: Or little early ....???
Jul 28, 11:04 AM - Kunal DAV: Tum batao ...kitne baje ???
Jul 28, 11:06 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: 2pm is fine for me. I have to go for evening get togather of my team on 9th Aug. 7pm.
Jul 28, 11:12 AM - Shikhi DAV: 2pm or lil early is fine for me too...
Jul 28, 11:40 AM - Kunal DAV: Abhi tu matlab jaldi chala jayega
Jul 28, 11:51 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Hain bhai
Jul 28, 11:54 AM - Kunal DAV: To fir 12- 12.30 ka karlete hai
Jul 28, 11:55 AM - Kunal DAV: Itne time baad milenge thoda time to spend karenge yar sath ...
Jul 28, 11:56 AM - Kunal DAV: Party members please reply ..is 12.30 is ok ???
Jul 28, 12:05 PM - Shikhi DAV: Sara din gaurav k dhabe me pade rahoge tum log?
Jul 28, 12:06 PM - Shikhi DAV: 2-3 ghante bahut hai pakane k liye î„…
Jul 28, 12:06 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: Ok for me!
Jul 28, 12:07 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Ok for me
Jul 28, 12:31 PM - Kunal DAV: 
Jul 28, 12:57 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: I m k with any day any time...u guys r wlc
Jul 28, 1:04 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Whats the package for food. Daru complimentary by Gaurav
Jul 28, 1:05 PM - Kunal DAV: Bhai Yeh kahega to gaurav kahega timings 30 mins only
Jul 28, 1:06 PM - Shikhi DAV: Ulta bol raha hai abhi... vo daru k paise lega. Khana complimentary
Jul 28, 1:06 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: All day long on GRP admin....cheers guys
Jul 28, 1:07 PM - Kunal DAV: Done
Jul 28, 1:07 PM - Shikhi DAV: 😀
Jul 28, 1:10 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: But why shd we pay. Its group admin who will pay for our Daru
Jul 28, 1:12 PM - Shikhi DAV: I don't drink so whoever pays.. I don't have any issues😀
Jul 28, 1:14 PM - Kunal DAV: Bhai daru bahar ki allow karde for to ....î„…î„…î„…î„…
Jul 28, 1:15 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Bahar ki kyun
Jul 28, 1:16 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Only 7 wondor wali
Jul 28, 1:17 PM - Kunal DAV: Chal bhai ..done
Jul 28, 1:18 PM - Shikhi DAV: Guys tum log daru peene k liye reunion rakhe rahe ho kya?
Jul 28, 1:19 PM - Kunal DAV: Nhn re ...chal pagli
Jul 28, 1:20 PM - Shikhi DAV: Then its fine
Jul 28, 1:21 PM - Kunal DAV: Yeh to salo bad milne ki khushi hai
Jul 28, 1:21 PM - Kunal DAV: î„…î„…
Jul 28, 1:21 PM - Shikhi DAV: 
Jul 28, 1:25 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: 
Jul 28, 1:28 PM - Kunal DAV: Abhi peene ke bad dil lagana galat baat🙈
Jul 28, 1:36 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Saale
Jul 28, 1:36 PM - Shikhi DAV: This one's Classic...

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”

The woman continued, “And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren't you having any?”

She replies, “Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police.”

Men will never learn..
Santa: Oh Teri......Pagal insaan
Tell me where is ur office. I'll come t
Jul 28, 1:37 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Iska matlab tha...daru se dil laga na
Jul 28, 1:37 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Samjha
Jul 28, 1:37 PM - Shikhi DAV: This one's Classic...

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”

The woman continued, “And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren't you having any?”

She replies, “Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police.”

Men will never learn..
Jul 28, 1:48 PM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: 😜😜gud one
Jul 28, 1:52 PM - D G: A recent article in the Times of India reported that a woman, Anita Mehta , has sued a reputed Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.

A hospital spokesman replied:

"Mr. Mehta was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight."
Jul 28, 2:25 PM - Kunal DAV: कुछ सालो पहले मैने पानी मे एक सिक्का डाला..
और
प्यारे से दोस्तों का ग्रुप माँगा..

..मुझे आप सब लोग मिल गये..

और

आसमान से आवाज आयी..
"चार आने मे ऐसे ही मिलते है"
'
Jul 28, 2:41 PM - Kunal DAV: Gud night everyone
Jul 28, 11:38 PM - Shikhi DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 28, 11:58 PM - Kunal DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 29, 1:29 AM - Kunal DAV: Gud morning
Jul 29, 1:30 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Good Morning 🌞
Jul 29, 8:57 AM - D G: ‪+91 98 18 505800‬ joined
Jul 29, 9:46 AM - Priyanki DAV: Hi shipra welcome to the group
Jul 29, 9:49 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Hi Shipra. Welcome.  Thats Abhinav Gaumat.
Jul 29, 9:54 AM - Kunal DAV: Hiii shipra
Jul 29, 9:54 AM - Kunal DAV: How ru
Jul 29, 11:56 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Shipra, as in satellite? I remember there were two, so asking!
Jul 29, 11:56 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Welcome to group!
Jul 29, 12:56 PM - Munmun DAV: Hi Shipra, welcome to d group.
Jul 29, 1:06 PM - Priyanki DAV: Hi munmun
Jul 29, 1:23 PM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Welcm to d gang shipra
Jul 29, 1:28 PM - ‪+91 98 18 505800‬: Hii to evry1~Shipra Malhotra
Jul 29, 1:59 PM - Munmun DAV: Hi Priyanki ,
Jul 29, 2:13 PM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: <Media omitted>
Jul 29, 10:52 PM - Shikhi DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 29, 10:52 PM - Shikhi DAV: Gm gang
Jul 29, 10:52 PM - Shikhi DAV: Hey shipra.. welcome
Jul 29, 11:25 PM - Kunal DAV: Gud morning
Jul 29, 11:30 PM - Kunal DAV: 😀एक मोटी औरत डॉक्टर के पास गई और बोली-
डॉक्टर आपने तो कहा था कि गेम्स खेलने से
मोटापा कम होता है पर मेरा तो बिल्कुल कम
नहीं हुआ।
डॉक्टर- कौन सा खेल खेलती हो?
मोटी औरत- तीन पत्ती 

Jul 29, 11:30 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: î„…î„…î„…î„… Sahii jawaab!
Jul 29, 11:31 PM - Ashish mathur DAV:  suprabhat! Hello Shipra, how are you and whereabouts?
Jul 29, 11:32 PM - Kunal DAV: 😀 frnds😎😀😛
Daily:
1 Apple=           No Doctor
1Tulsi Patta=    No Cancer
1 Nimbu🍋=          No Fat
1 Glass Milk=    No Bone Problms
3 Ltr Water=  Skin Saaf
&
Daily Whatsapp = No stress, Mood fresh 🍷🍹
Jul 29, 11:50 PM - Manju DAV: Hi Shipra send ur pic as I m not able to recall ur face! Manju here!!
Jul 29, 11:53 PM - Shikhi DAV: Manju... dr. With weak memory . Badam khaoî„…
Jul 29, 11:54 PM - Shikhi DAV: Hey went to ramprasth yest. How often u go there? Met Anju n aunty sometime back..
Jul 30, 12:16 AM - Manju DAV: Great! Gimme a call wen u go there next tym!
Jul 30, 12:33 AM - Shruti DAV: Good morning everyone
Jul 30, 1:10 AM - Priyanki DAV: Gm everybody
Jul 30, 1:11 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Gm everyone
Jul 30, 1:11 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Welcome to the grp Shipra
Jul 30, 1:12 AM - Priyanki DAV: Wats up swati
Jul 30, 1:12 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Back from an extended weekend
Jul 30, 1:12 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Howz everything here?
Jul 30, 1:13 AM - Priyanki DAV: Extended???
Jul 30, 1:13 AM - Priyanki DAV: Gud
Jul 30, 1:13 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Mon and Tues off...
Jul 30, 1:13 AM - Priyanki DAV: Wow.. grt
Jul 30, 1:14 AM - Priyanki DAV: Where? Shahdara
Jul 30, 1:14 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Alwar
Jul 30, 1:14 AM - Priyanki DAV: Arey where in alwar siliser n all
Jul 30, 1:19 AM - Shruti DAV: Arre waah.... How was your trip?
Jul 30, 1:21 AM - Shikhi DAV: Manju will go b4 rakhi now. Then we r meeting on 9th anyways...
Jul 30, 1:21 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Awesome. ..gud weather  and was raining
Jul 30, 1:22 AM - Shikhi DAV: How was weekend trip swati?
Jul 30, 1:22 AM - Shikhi DAV: Wow.. must have enjoyed d drive
Jul 30, 1:22 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Yeah. .
Jul 30, 1:26 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Define Girl....

The one who

before goin out for a party 🎊

Gets 

 Facial,

 Bleach,

 Waxing,

 Hair curling/straighting,

 Threading,

 Toning,

 Scrubing,

 Moisturising,

 done

 &

 Puts on

 Lipstik,

 LipGloss,

 Lipliner,

 Perfume,

 Body toner,

 Body lotion,

 Eye liner,

 Eye shadow,

 Eye maskara,

 Foundation,

 Face powder,

 Rings, 

 Bracelets,

 Neckless,

 Nail Paint, 

 Party dres, 

Sandal, 

Purse, 👛

and Says-

 "Yaar !
Jaldi mein kuch kiya hi nahi,
aise hi  uth kar aa gayi " 🙍

Now Define Boy... 
 .

 .

 .

The one who before goin to party calls 📞 his friend & asks :

"Bhai,
tu nahaa 🚿 kar aayega kya ?"

Friend Reply :😎
"Chal be saale !
Tere baap ki shadi hai kya ?"

Dont laugh alone pass it on.....👹👹
Jul 30, 1:29 AM - Munmun DAV: Gud one
Jul 30, 2:25 AM - Kunal DAV: "बक्श देता है 'खुदा' उनको,
जिनकी 'किस्मत' ख़राब होती है...
वो हरगिज नहीं 'बक्शे' जाते है,
जिनकी नियत खराब होती है...
" न मेरा एक होगा, न तेरा लाख होगा,
न तारिफ तेरी होगी, न मजाक मेरा होगा.
गुरुर न कर "शाह-ए-शरीर" का,...........
मेरा भी खाक होगा, तेरा भी खाक होगा !!!
जिन्दगी भर ब्रांडेड ब्रांडेड करने
वालों .....
याद रखना कफ़न का कोई ब्रांड नहीं होता .....
कोई रो कर दिल बहलाता है और कोई हँस
कर दर्द छुपाता है.
क्या करामात है कुदरत की, ज़िंदा इंसान पानी में
डूब जाता है और मुर्दा तैर के
दिखाता है...
मौत को देखा तो नहीं, पर शायद वो बहुत
खूबसूरत होगी,
कम्बख़त जो भी उस से मिलता है,
जीना छोड़ देता है..
ग़ज़ब
की एकता देखी लोगों की ज़माने
में .......
ज़िन्दों को गिराने में और मुर्दों को उठाने
में ..
ज़िन्दगी में ना ज़ाने कौनसी बात
"आख़री"
होगी, ना ज़ाने कौनसी रात
"आख़री" होगी ।
मिलते, जुलते, बातें करते रहो यार एक दूसरे से
ना जाने कौनसी "मुलाक़ात"
आख़री होगी ...
Jul 30, 3:49 AM - Kunal DAV: Ab bolo inmey Santa kon hai.??
Customer: "Ek colgate dena.."
Dukaandaar: "
Kaun sa"
Customer: "Pepsodant"
Jul 30, 4:04 AM - Shikhi DAV: Tu
Jul 30, 4:13 AM - Kunal DAV: Arey Yeh mera secret kab leak hua
Jul 30, 4:13 AM - Shikhi DAV: 😀😀
Jul 30, 4:38 AM - Shikhi DAV: 

एक आदमी मानसिक रोग
विशेषज्ञ के पास पहुंचा.

"क्या समस्या है."-
डाक्टर ने पूछा.

"हमारी कोई समस्या नहीं."
वो आदमी शान से बोला-

हम बादशाह अकबर हैं..
बादशाह को कोई समस्या
भला हो भी कैसे सकती है.

समस्या तो हमारी बेगम जोधाबाई
की है.

"उनकी क्या समस्या है?"


"वो समझती है कि वो
मिसेज शर्मा  है..

😎😀
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Chinese Soch : We r capturing 90% market share, how to capture d rest of it?

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Jul 30, 5:35 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: 😅😅😅
Jul 30, 6:14 AM - Priyanki DAV: Wow its raining.,...
Jul 30, 6:21 AM - Kunal DAV: Kaha ho rahi hai rain..... .yaha bhi bhej do thodi
Jul 30, 6:23 AM - D G: Hello everyone
Jul 30, 6:24 AM - D G: Knal yaar yahan se le ja thodi rain aur thand. Mid summer me bhi chilli weather hai 2 din se
Jul 30, 6:30 AM - D G: . Punjab Police wala challan book khol ke: Naam Das apna ??

Boy-"Trikullavetty Thekeparambati Mutthuswami"

Police wala book band krke :-
"Ja chala jaa....Agge toh gaddi hauli chalaai " ;)
😆😆
Jul 30, 6:57 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: E,ëd,fi
Jul 30, 6:57 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Guys
Jul 30, 6:58 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: All of u
Jul 30, 6:58 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: I need every one help
Jul 30, 6:58 AM - Kunal DAV: Yes sir
Jul 30, 6:58 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: U all are my school friends
Jul 30, 6:58 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: One of my best
Jul 30, 6:58 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Today I need ur support
Jul 30, 6:58 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Who all can listen and see her
Jul 30, 6:58 AM - Kunal DAV: Bolega hua kya
Jul 30, 6:58 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Plz reply asap
Jul 30, 6:59 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: I need more people .... no one replying in group
Jul 30, 7:02 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Kya hua
Jul 30, 7:02 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Kya baat hai....
Jul 30, 7:02 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Aaj koi nahi hai kya
Jul 30, 7:02 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Meri sune ke liye
Jul 30, 7:03 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Sab busy
Jul 30, 7:03 AM - D G: Sab pad rahe hai bhai. Aage bolega ab
Jul 30, 7:04 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Ok. My 3 friends are here
Jul 30, 7:04 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Need ur prayers for me
Jul 30, 7:04 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: To make me strong in tough times.
Jul 30, 7:05 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: I m strong as I m able to type here and wait for terror to come to me
Jul 30, 7:05 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Baat bhi bata de pehliyaan bhuja raha hai
Jul 30, 7:05 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Biwi maaike sei aa rahii hai kya?
Jul 30, 7:06 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Please pray to God to defend life of my wife. She is on Last stage of Cancer.....counting hours of survival.
Jul 30, 7:06 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Are you serious? On whatsapp???
Jul 30, 7:06 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Dnt lie
Jul 30, 7:06 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: I need wishes of my friends. ...all of u
Jul 30, 7:06 AM - D G:  who r u talking about Abhi ?
Jul 30, 7:07 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Are you joking?
Jul 30, 7:07 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: She is on bed in front of me. And we helpless. Just watching
Jul 30, 7:07 AM - D G: Plz stop bro if its a joke
Jul 30, 7:07 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Yeah
Jul 30, 7:07 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: In hospital now
Jul 30, 7:07 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Incase u find it serious. Just pray once. Tc . Bye.
Jul 30, 7:26 AM - Shikhi DAV: Abhi.... what kinda joke is that..
Jul 30, 7:28 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: I m leaving group if this joke to everyone. I trusted all to be my friends.....and this is joke to all
Jul 30, 7:28 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Bye..
Jul 30, 7:31 AM - D G: Thus is serious guys
Jul 30, 7:32 AM - Shikhi DAV: Y r u not picking my call abhi... need to talk
Jul 30, 7:32 AM - D G: Unfortunately 
Jul 30, 7:33 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Arrey kya baat karon
Jul 30, 7:33 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Dont have time
Jul 30, 7:33 AM - Shikhi DAV: Mat karo... sun lo
Jul 30, 7:33 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Can tell whole story in detail
Jul 30, 7:33 AM - Shikhi DAV: Accha.
Jul 30, 7:34 AM - Shikhi DAV: Ya now u speak....
Jul 30, 7:34 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Just pray for her....its only dua to help
Jul 30, 7:34 AM - Shikhi DAV: Oks
Jul 30, 7:36 AM - Shikhi DAV: U were telling d whole story abhi
Jul 30, 7:39 AM - Kunal DAV: Abhi koi bhi kaam hai to batade ...main ajaunga ....
Jul 30, 7:45 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Nahi yaar. Ab sare kaam dua ka hai
Jul 30, 7:45 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Just pray to increase few more days to her survival
Jul 30, 7:50 AM - Shikhi DAV: Whr is she? I mean which hospital
Jul 30, 7:50 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Home hospital. Dad doctor
Jul 30, 7:51 AM - Shikhi DAV: Guys let's cancel d reunion thing... n let's get together n meet abhi n b with him in his tough time
Jul 30, 7:51 AM - Kunal DAV: Ok ..I m ok with it
Jul 30, 7:52 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Guys
Jul 30, 7:52 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Wait
Jul 30, 7:52 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Carry on with reunion
Jul 30, 7:52 AM - Shikhi DAV: What about others
Jul 30, 7:53 AM - Shikhi DAV: No abhi... its not that important
Jul 30, 7:53 AM - Shikhi DAV: Let's go this sat inly
Jul 30, 7:53 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: I m not in the form of let her go. Nor I want to make feel her sympathy.
Jul 30, 7:53 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Wait
Jul 30, 7:53 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Listen to me
Jul 30, 7:53 AM - Shikhi DAV: We will meet u
Jul 30, 7:54 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: I cant let u all meet her here as I dont want her to feel as if she is going down. She is strong and motivated
Jul 30, 7:54 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: I m not letting her get week
Jul 30, 7:54 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: So just a request
Jul 30, 7:54 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: If u want me and my wife to be strong
Jul 30, 7:54 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Then
Jul 30, 7:55 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Just pray and wish as much u can to defend her life
Jul 30, 7:55 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: From death
Jul 30, 7:55 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Thats what I want from my friends
Jul 30, 7:55 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Are u all with me
Jul 30, 7:55 AM - Kunal DAV: Abhi tu chup kar ....tere se pucha nhn kisi se ....bataya hai
Jul 30, 7:56 AM - Shikhi DAV: Right
Jul 30, 7:56 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Guys......
Jul 30, 7:56 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Plz understand.  Dont mess it up
Jul 30, 7:56 AM - Shikhi DAV: We wont
Jul 30, 7:56 AM - Shikhi DAV: Will not see her
Jul 30, 7:56 AM - Shikhi DAV: Just meet u n go
Jul 30, 7:57 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: I will come and meet u all on reunion
Jul 30, 7:57 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Chill
Jul 30, 7:57 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: For sometime
Jul 30, 7:59 AM - Preeti arora DAV: I can't Believe it Abhinav .. Which cancer is it n which stage?
Jul 30, 7:59 AM - Kunal DAV: Abhi u take care of her first ....reunion is not as such important
Jul 30, 7:59 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Primary peritoneal serous carcinoma.  Last stage
Jul 30, 8:01 AM - Preeti arora DAV: We r with you Abhinav.. Stay strong!
Jul 30, 8:01 AM - Preeti arora DAV: Guys let us all pray please to give her strength to overcome!
Jul 30, 8:04 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Thanks
Jul 30, 8:05 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: One more request to all pf u
Jul 30, 8:05 AM - Shikhi DAV: Yes abhi
Jul 30, 8:07 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: If u care for me. Plz continue with same plan of reunion. I would be happy if u do. I too will come for sometime.
Jul 30, 8:16 AM - Munmun DAV: We all r with u Abhinav, plz let us know if we can help u in anyway.May God bless u n ur family to fight n overcome this tough time.Really feeling very sorry abt this news.
Jul 30, 8:17 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Thanks Munmun
Jul 30, 8:18 AM - Priyanki DAV: Abhi m sorry dat I m asking u again but when did u came to know bout dis
Jul 30, 8:18 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Mar 2013
Jul 30, 8:19 AM - Priyanki DAV: N from where u r getting her treated
Jul 30, 8:19 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Doctors across India.
Jul 30, 8:20 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: One major surgery done at Apollo
Jul 30, 8:20 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: 6 chemotherapy done
Jul 30, 8:20 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Sorry to hear it Abhi. Let us know if we could help you with anything.  God bless.
Jul 30, 8:20 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Ayurveda done
Jul 30, 8:20 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: This is the rarest form of cancer
Jul 30, 8:20 AM - Priyanki DAV: Which surgery n where chemo was done
Jul 30, 8:20 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: At this age
Jul 30, 8:21 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Tumours of sice 9 x 11x12 cm big taken out from large intestine
Jul 30, 8:21 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Transverse colon removed
Jul 30, 8:22 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Chemo therapy at pushpanjali crosslay
Jul 30, 8:22 AM - Priyanki DAV: U must have visited rajivgandhi cancer institute
Jul 30, 8:22 AM - Manju DAV: Hi abhi! I know of a great oncosurgeon and medical oncologist! I can b help to u!
Jul 30, 8:22 AM - Priyanki DAV: What oncologists r saying now
Jul 30, 8:23 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Its last stage
Jul 30, 8:23 AM - Priyanki DAV: Ya abhi she s right
Jul 30, 8:23 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Medicine dont work
Jul 30, 8:23 AM - Priyanki DAV: See u can't leave all hopes like dis
Jul 30, 8:24 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Aur surgery if done will have to remove small intestine
Jul 30, 8:24 AM - Priyanki DAV: See we need to fight till the last breath
Jul 30, 8:25 AM - Manju DAV: Still u can send me the reports and can talk regarding the best possibility
Jul 30, 8:25 AM - Priyanki DAV: Pls don't lose hopes n do as Manju is saying
Jul 30, 8:25 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: I have studied primary peritoneal cancer
Jul 30, 8:26 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: In cancer. There is nothing above radiation chemo and surgery.
Jul 30, 8:26 AM - Priyanki DAV: Oh pls abhi apni doctori chodo n listen what we r saying
Jul 30, 8:26 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: And we not looking for anything like that
Jul 30, 8:26 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Its painfil
Jul 30, 8:27 AM - Priyanki DAV: Listen even miracles happen .
Jul 30, 8:27 AM - Priyanki DAV: Don't give up
Jul 30, 8:28 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: I m just saying that in medical treatment for u guys. There is nothing more than radiation or chemo or surgery. Incase anything else then suggest. Because we are not open for any pf these three
Jul 30, 8:30 AM - Priyanki DAV: Rt now where r u
Jul 30, 8:32 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: At home
Jul 30, 8:35 AM - Priyanki DAV: Pls talk to Manju n don't argue .she can really help
Jul 30, 8:36 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Priyanki is right. There could be some hope
Jul 30, 8:36 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Will pray for her Abhi! Another opinion from a known doc is never out of option!
Jul 30, 8:39 AM - Kunal DAV: Haan abhi u can take manju 's help ....
Jul 30, 8:46 AM - Munmun DAV: Abhinav plz discuss wid Manju, we shud not lose hope till d last breath.It may sound philosophical but it's true.
Jul 30, 8:52 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Thanks guys. Will connect with Manju
Jul 30, 8:52 AM - ‪+91 98 91 444664‬: Hi abhi. Sorry to hear. Take a second opinion n get the reports checked with Manju also
Jul 30, 9:07 AM - Manju DAV: Pick my phone!
Jul 30, 9:08 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Arrey bhai logon. Give me some time to take call. Its crisis time. I will understand anything in this bhasad. Its panic time for me
Jul 30, 9:10 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: I will call u manju.
Jul 30, 9:29 AM - Jharna: Really sorry to hear that abhi...you must be knowing that my dad is a doc too. Don't lose your heart and consult with manju. I'll send you dad's no. as well..
Jul 30, 9:33 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Thank u all.
Jul 30, 9:33 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Just need good prayers and wishes.
Jul 30, 9:34 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Its good wishes which has made her have food after 24 hours and stand up. Thanks to u all.
Jul 30, 9:39 AM - +91 96 60 755211: Our prayers n wishes r always with u ....don't lose hope ..everything will be fine
Jul 30, 9:45 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Thank u
Jul 30, 10:00 AM - Shruti DAV: Sorry to hear Abhinav. She is in my prayers & will definitely recover. You stay strong & let us know whenever & for whatever you need us
Jul 30, 10:01 AM - +91 98 10 700822: We all are praying for her, god will certainly listen. She will be perfectly ok very soon...
Jul 30, 10:01 AM - Shruti DAV: Please don't lose hope & take opinions. You never know what might click
Jul 30, 10:41 AM - +91 80 97 076780: Hey Abhi, really sorry to hear that...don't loose hope. Be her strength and she'll be fine.
I'm sure u would hv consulted the best doctors in field....still be hopeful.
Jul 30, 11:03 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: May god give her speedy recovery...nd she get well soon ...all r prayers r with her
Jul 30, 11:03 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Thank you all.
Jul 30, 11:42 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Galib v/s  Punjabi

Galib :
(Gaur farmaiyega)
Mohabbat ki Raaston pe sirf Dard Milega.

Punjabi :
Unnhi Raasto par theka Kholo;
Bahut Chalega...😛
Jul 30, 12:22 PM - Amit Tuteja DAV: Hang in there Abhinav, everything will be fine. We all are praying for her recovery.
Jul 30, 12:32 PM - ‪+91 98 18 505800‬: Hi Abhinav, sorry to hear dis. Don't worry every thing ll b fine . Have faith in god n our wishes r wid u
Jul 30, 12:32 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Thank you Amit and Shipra
Jul 31, 12:02 AM - +91 98 10 700822: Hi abhi, how is she now ??
Jul 31, 12:03 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Diet has stopped.  No intake . Only on Arolyte drip.
Jul 31, 12:04 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: We are trying to motivate her for survival.
Jul 31, 12:05 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: TC buddy and create a max positive environment ard ...
Jul 31, 12:05 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Thanks yaar
Jul 31, 12:28 AM - Preeti arora DAV: Take care Abhinav.. We r praying for her.. May god give her strength
Jul 31, 12:29 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Thank you
Jul 31, 12:31 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Her name is Shweta.....please pray to God.....that Shweta gets courage and time to fight her cancer.
Jul 31, 12:32 AM - Preeti arora DAV: Amen
Jul 31, 12:32 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: 
Jul 31, 12:41 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: God bless! !
Jul 31, 12:49 AM - Preeti arora DAV: <Media omitted>
Jul 31, 12:50 AM - Preeti arora DAV: Sorry guys, sent the picture by mistake
Jul 31, 12:51 AM - Preeti arora DAV: Pls ignore!
Jul 31, 1:10 AM - Shikhi DAV: Y ignore... so nice to see uncle n aunty...
Jul 31, 1:17 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: 
Jul 31, 1:38 AM - Munmun DAV: Take care Abhinav n we r praying for Shweta for her speedy recovery.
Jul 31, 1:39 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Thank u. 
Jul 31, 1:59 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Ya..may she fight this illness nd recover bck asap ...God give her strength
Jul 31, 2:00 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Thank you
Jul 31, 2:08 AM - Preeti arora DAV: Thnx shikhi, they are here with me these days..
Jul 31, 2:08 AM - Preeti arora DAV: Was sharing their pics with bhaiya but sent it here by mistake
Jul 31, 2:09 AM - Shikhi DAV: 
Jul 31, 2:09 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: 
Jul 31, 2:09 AM - Priyanki DAV: Preeti s that u in the pic
Jul 31, 2:10 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Its waoo pic prreeti
Jul 31, 2:10 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Good pic Preeti! Glad to see them in good health.
Jul 31, 2:10 AM - Priyanki DAV: Omg u have changed alot
Jul 31, 2:10 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Ya.. Long hair suits u very,muchh...
Jul 31, 2:11 AM - Shikhi DAV: Was abt to ask if they've in turkey.. u too looking good 
Jul 31, 2:11 AM - Shikhi DAV: Tom boy converted into pretty gal î„…
Jul 31, 2:11 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: 😉
Jul 31, 2:12 AM - +91 96 60 755211: Change is 
Jul 31, 2:12 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: 
Jul 31, 2:13 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: 
Jul 31, 2:15 AM - Preeti arora DAV: Thanks guys
Jul 31, 2:16 AM - Preeti arora DAV: Yes i hv changed a lot .. I guess beyond recognition for most of u 
Jul 31, 2:31 AM - Munmun DAV: Preeti u r looking too good....
Jul 31, 3:32 AM - Preeti arora DAV: Thanks Munmun 
Jul 31, 5:09 AM - Shruti DAV: Couldn't have recognized if came face to face. Looking pretty
Jul 31, 5:28 AM - Shikhi DAV: Hrithik Roshan to pay 400 crore in alimony to Suzzane after 14 years of marriage.

That's like Rs 8 lakhs per night.

Ouch!

😈
Jul 31, 6:06 AM - D G: <Media omitted>
Jul 31, 6:32 AM - Shikhi DAV: 
Jul 31, 7:07 AM - Kunal DAV: 
Jul 31, 7:13 AM - Shikhi DAV: Awesome one.. Must read 😋

Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.

To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.

He calls him.

Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles...

Senior Manager - what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet...

Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Senior Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch
nahi tha......
Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai...
naam hai..........,
shohrat hai.........,
paisa hai............
Izzat Hai...............,
Gaadi hai........
Flat hai......
tumhare paas kya hai?

Scroll down to find out his answer


Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki 'Mere paas Maa hai !


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Canteen boy - Sa'ab.. jaane do na...  mere paas bahut KAAM hai, ....... Jo Tumare pas nahi hai..

Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently...😁😷😂😂
Jul 31, 7:53 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Bikkkl
Jul 31, 8:56 AM - +91 98 10 700822: Sabeer Bhatia sold his Hotmail for 400 million dollars. 📧💸
Suzanne khan sold her Hot male for 400 crores.
Jul 31, 12:57 PM - Shikhi DAV: Just a thought ..

Agar Suzzane ki tarah, Sania Mirza ne bhi talaaq liya....toh Pakistan ki economy khatre main aa jayegi😜
Jul 31, 1:02 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: If Sania were to Divorce in Suzanne Style


The whole Pakistani Economy could collapse.....
Jul 31, 1:03 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: Damn! You beat me to it Shikhi!
Jul 31, 1:03 PM - Shikhi DAV: Angrez 👹
Jul 31, 1:04 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: 😸😸😸
Jul 31, 2:17 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: 
Jul 31, 2:17 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: "Everyone goes with the flow...but the one who goes against the flow becomes someone remarkable in life..."


Before I could explain this to the Traffic Police,
 paagal ne challan kaat diya....!!
Jul 31, 9:23 PM - Shruti DAV: Good morning everyone.
Jul 31, 9:25 PM - Shruti DAV: Hi Abhinav. How is Shweta doing?
Jul 31, 9:25 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Recovering. Better
Jul 31, 9:26 PM - Shruti DAV: Glad to hear. 😊
Jul 31, 9:29 PM - Shikhi DAV: Good morning...
Jul 31, 9:53 PM - D G: Thats a gud really news for a morning. Gud morning to all 😀
Jul 31, 9:54 PM - D G: Sorry for typo
Jul 31, 9:42 PM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Gm
Jul 31, 10:32 PM - +91 96 60 755211: Good morning everyone
Jul 31, 10:42 PM - Ashish mathur DAV:  suprabhat!
Jul 31, 10:45 PM - Shikhi DAV: Haha.. angrez ne angrezi chhod di î„…î„…
Jul 31, 11:03 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: Madam, history check karo! Jab tum saare good morning good morning kar rahei hote ho, I say suprabhat everyday!
Jul 31, 11:04 PM - Kunal DAV: Gud morning
Jul 31, 11:05 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: Kunal mere bhai, good morning tou ttheek hai, par tune kya kiya?
Jul 31, 11:05 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: Ek baar bhii nahiin socha ke Bhabhi par kya beetegii!! 
Jul 31, 11:05 PM - Kunal DAV: Maine kya kiya ??
Jul 31, 11:06 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: Ab ye bhii mai Bataaun ya khud hi batayega!
Jul 31, 11:09 PM - Kunal DAV: Bhai biwi ke atyachr to hum jhel rahe haiî„…î„…î„…î„…  ..fir bhi maine kuch kiya
Jul 31, 11:15 PM - Shikhi DAV: Oye bechare patiyo.. subah subah shuru ho gaye tum...
Jul 31, 11:16 PM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Guuds mrningssss
Jul 31, 11:24 PM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Awesome...Must read.....

Ek Faqir tha.
Bhik mangne k liye masjid k bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi Ankh bacha kar chale gaye
Or
use kuch na mila.
Wo phir church gaya,
Phir mandir
Or
Phir gurudware.
Lekin
usko kisi ne kuch na diya..

Aakhir 1 Beer bar k bahar aa kar baith gaya..
Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte
woh uske katore me kuch daal dete..
Uska katora noto se bhar gaya...
Fakir bola.
"Waah re Prabhu"
Rehte kahan ho
Or
Address kahan ka Dete ho..!💖💖
Aug 1, 12:06 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Mai tou Kunal ki galti ke baare mei baat kar raha thaa!
Aug 1, 12:35 AM - Kunal DAV: Bhai kaun si wali galti
Aug 1, 12:39 AM - Shikhi DAV: Rolls Royce & Mercedes doesn't have any commercials...
Reason:- They know the value of their own products... & that brings customers to them..

Lesson:-
When u know ur value... U don't have to beg people to b in ur life... to be friends with u... to spend time with u..... Or to luv u..... Be who you are..
Remember NOT EVERYONE can handle the Luxury...!!
Aug 1, 2:42 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: <Media omitted>
Aug 1, 3:09 AM - Shikhi DAV: 
Aug 1, 3:19 AM - Kunal DAV: î„•î„•î„•î„•î„•î„•î„•î„•
Aug 1, 3:20 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: Running to her or running from the wife?
Aug 1, 3:23 AM - Shikhi DAV: Both î„…
Aug 1, 3:25 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Very bad admin ..
Aug 1, 3:26 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: We didnt expct such heavy mistake frm u 😜
Aug 1, 3:27 AM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: 
Aug 1, 3:30 AM - Kunal DAV: Running from group ....
Aug 1, 3:34 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: <Media omitted>
Aug 1, 3:35 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: So don't run!!!!!
Aug 1, 5:21 AM - Kunal DAV: ाप:- पंडित जी मेरा बेटा बड़ा होकर क्या बनेगा?
पंडित:- मैं तुम्हारे लाडले केकमरे में दारु की बोतल, प्ले बॉय मैगजीन, दस रुपये का एकनोट,
औरसाथ में रामायण रख देता हूँ.
अगर वो रामायण लेता है, तब तो पंडित बनेगा,
अगर वो दस रुपयेलेता है तो व्यापारी बनेगा,
अगर वो दारू की बोतल लेता है तब तो खराब इंसान बनेगा.
औरअगर वो मैगजिन लेता है तो लफँगा
बनेगा.
जब रूम में बाप का लाडला पहुचाँ तो रामायण बाएं हाथ में ली,,,
दस का नोट जेब में डाल दिया,,,
दारू की बोतल खोल करपैग लगाते हुए मैगज़ीन पढ़ना शुरू करदिया.......
यह देख करपंडित जी जोर-जोर से चिल्लाने लगे साला ये तो आसाराम बनेगा
Aug 1, 6:05 AM - D G: Angrezo ka 1 month ka festival chal raha tha jisme wo non 🐓 veg nhi khate.

Unke mohalle me sardar rahta tha jo daily 🐓Chicken banakar khata tha.

🐓Chiken ki khushboo se preshan hokar Angrezo ne Pope se shikayat ki.

Pope ne us Sardar se kaha tum ''Christian'' dharm swikaar kr lo
wo Sardaar maan gya

To Pope ne Sardaar par Holy water chhidakte huye kaha "You born as a "Sikh", raised as a "Sikh", but now you are a"Christian"

Next day fir Sardaar k ghar se🐓 Chiken ki khushboo aayi to sab angrez uske ghar gye to dekha
Sardaar 🐓Chiken par Holy Water chhidak raha tha aur kah raha tha,
"You born as 🐓"Chicken", raised as a 🐓"chicken" but now you are .."Potato".. .
Christians shoked 😟 sardar rock
Aug 1, 6:05 AM - D G: Kunal. Ye ladki to tere pyaar me pagal lagti hai. Kya jaadu chalaya tune?
Aug 1, 6:47 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: 😜😜😜
Aug 1, 7:37 AM - D G: अचूक टोटका-

एक अगस्त को नाग पंचमी है ।

अतः सभी विवाहित पुरुष अपनी पत्नियों को सुबह सुबह मीठा दूध व जलेबी खिलाए साल भर शान्ती रहेगी।

बाक़ी प्रभु की इच्छा !!
Aug 1, 8:29 AM - Shruti DAV: Deepak it says naag panchmi not nagin pamchmi 😛😛😛 to kisko meetha aur doodh milega 😂😂😂
Aug 1, 8:39 AM - D G: Hamare liye to dono ka kaam 1 biwi hi kar leti hain 
Aug 1, 8:44 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: sahi bola bhai
Aug 1, 8:45 AM - D G: 
Aug 1, 9:06 AM - Kunal DAV: सांपों के मुकद्दर में
.......वो ज़हर कहां ।
जो इंसान आजकल सिर्फ
......बातों में ही उगल रहा है !
साँप तो कोने में बैठा हँस रहा है !
.......क्योकि
इन्सान ही आजकल इन्सान को डंस रहा है!
'''Happy Nagpanchmi'''
Aug 1, 9:06 AM - D G: Wah wah Kunal 
Aug 1, 9:33 AM - D G: Chintu failed in Exam & decided to make a deal with professor.

Chintu: Sir, Can I ask u one que?

Prof: Yes.

Chintu: If u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u cant, u have to give me "A".

Professor agreed.
 .
 .
 .

Chintu asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"

Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.

He had to finally give up as he really didnot know.
He gave the boy his "A".

The following day, professor asked same question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one student.

He answered:

Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, dis is legal but not logical.

Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 yearold boy, dis is logical but not legal.

Ur wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam &yet u have given him an "A", dis is neither logical nor legal. 😎

 .
 .
 Professor behosh..... 😆😆😆
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Aug 1, 9:36 AM - Ashish mathur DAV: 
Aug 1, 9:41 AM - D G: Kunal. Naam to bata de bhai.
Aug 1, 9:41 AM - D G: Us beauty queen ka
Aug 1, 11:45 AM - Jharna: <Media omitted>
Aug 1, 11:47 AM - Kunal DAV: Hii jharna ..kaha busy ???....
Aug 1, 11:52 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Sub Teri taraha wala hai kya????
Aug 1, 12:09 PM - Jharna: Actually been a bit busy yaar.. Double job hai meri... Tum fathers ka best hai..
Aug 1, 12:11 PM - Kunal DAV: Kehte hai na ....grass always looks green on other side .....yar utni hi tough life hai humari bhi
Aug 1, 12:12 PM - Kunal DAV: Aur kuch plan bana 9th ka ya abhi bhi decide nhn hua ??
Aug 1, 12:13 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: 🌱🌱🌱Sukhi ghaas🌱🌱🌱
Aug 1, 12:13 PM - Shikhi DAV: सवाल -मैगी से जल्दी क्या बनता है


जवाब - बीबी का मुह😝😜😋
Aug 1, 12:14 PM - Kunal DAV: Bhai jab tu ghaas pe daru hi dalega to sujhegi hi
Aug 1, 12:14 PM - Kunal DAV: Matlab sukhegi hi""
Aug 1, 12:14 PM - Shikhi DAV: Kunal have u heard of superdad?? Its only super mom
Aug 1, 12:15 PM - Kunal DAV: Have u ever heard of godmother its always godfather @ shikhiî„…î„…
Aug 1, 12:16 PM - Shikhi DAV: Godmother is also a term... gawar
Aug 1, 12:17 PM - Shikhi DAV: Have u ever heard of working man? its always working woman @ kunalî„…î„…
Aug 1, 12:18 PM - Kunal DAV: Mother india ....
Aug 1, 12:19 PM - Shikhi DAV: That's better 😀😀😀😀
Aug 1, 12:20 PM - Shikhi DAV: 9th Ki attendance le fir se
Aug 1, 12:29 PM - Kunal DAV: 9th ko kaun kaun se member
Aug 1, 12:30 PM - Kunal DAV: Arahe hai??
Aug 1, 12:34 PM - Kunal DAV: X11 a members ???
Aug 1, 12:36 PM - Ashish mathur DAV: Me
Aug 1, 12:39 PM - Shikhi DAV: 🙋
Aug 1, 12:40 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: 
Aug 1, 12:41 PM - Shikhi DAV: Apni photo nahi bhejni gaurav
Aug 1, 12:42 PM - Kunal DAV: Gaurav yeh kya ...( me myself and gaurav ) ....   ..tere liye yeh hai 
Aug 1, 12:48 PM - Kunal DAV: Other members..???
Aug 1, 12:52 PM - Kunal DAV: Shruti ..manju ...jharna ..swati ..supriya ..munmun ..meow ...ruchi ...shipra
Aug 1, 12:52 PM - Kunal DAV: ??
Aug 1, 1:03 PM - Shikhi DAV: Abey ladko k naam bhi le le motu
Aug 1, 1:05 PM - Kunal DAV: Yar ashish ne yes kardi ...gaurav to ayega hi ....mai  a nhn raha ...abhinav sab dekh ke ayega .....aur kaun hai yaha delhi ncr mein ...
Aug 1, 1:06 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: Am in guys for 9th.....I will be there with u all....
Aug 1, 1:06 PM - Shikhi DAV: Amit
Aug 1, 2:02 PM - D G: Excellent Inspiring Message:

A Businessman who lost everything in a fire
placed a Sign Board:

"Everything burnt but luckily
faith & confidence
undamaged.
Business starts tomorrow."

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î…‚ Superb Attitude for Life!

Log 👥 hamare bare me kya sochte hain,
Agar yeh bhi hum hi sochenge toh phir log kya sochenge..!
Jiyo bindas... 

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Someone asked Life:
Why are you so difficult???
Life Smiled  and said
"You people never appreciate easy things" 

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Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness,
but because you 👤 deserve peace... 😇

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Unbelievable fact!! 
Our body is full of water  but wherever it hurts,
BLOOD comes out.
& Our heart is full of blood but whenever it hurts,
TEARS comes out... 

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If you have a "Magnetic" personality and yet people don't get attracted to you, it's not your fault...
They have "IRON" deficiency in their bodies....

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Aug 1, 2:32 PM - Shruti DAV: Me too coming
Aug 1, 2:35 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: 
Aug 1, 2:35 PM - Shruti DAV: 😊
Aug 1, 2:38 PM - Manju DAV: Me too, for some tym
Aug 1, 2:51 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: 
Aug 1, 2:52 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Admin count batao darling
Aug 1, 11:09 PM - Kunal DAV: Good morning
Aug 1, 11:15 PM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Good morning 
Aug 1, 11:18 PM - Kunal DAV: Santa Sharaab Pee Kar Pappu Ko Poem Padha Raha Tha.

Santa: “Beta Bol, Machhli Jal Ki Rani Hai.”

Pappu: “Machhli Jal Ki Rani Hai.”

Santa: “Raati Daaru Naal Khani Hai.“
Aug 2, 1:18 AM - Kunal DAV: Frustrated Student Letter 2 Da Principal

Saaley,
Yeh Bata Kaun Haramkhor Paper Set Karta Hai?...
Kameno,
Studentx Ki Jaan Nikal Jati Hai.
Uper Sey Paper Checking Aisi Hoti Hai Jaisey Maa Ki Maut Ka Badla Ley Rahay Ho.

Aisa Sylabus Banatay Ho Jaisay Tmhara Yahan Sab Topperx Hain.
Tera Baap B Paper Mein Pass Na Ho.

Tu Bahir Mil Kahein Saaley....

Bataunga Tjhey.

Urx Faithfuly,
Pagal Hun K Naam Likhon?
Aug 2, 1:35 AM - Shikhi DAV: Check out ur marriage date,
And
See which type of couple you are...


1- biggest kamina couple
2- aadarsh insaan couple
3- ajibo garib couple
4- happy go lucky couple
5- smiling always couple
6- can luv like hell couple
7- studious couple
8- can make others jealous couple
9- always ready to party couple
10-Inspirational Couple
11-nalayak couple
12-sharif couple
13-d perfect person couple
14-bazzigar couple
15-most adorable n loving couple
16-maa ke laadesar couple
17-lafdebaz couple
18-can play with hearts couple
19-hero/heroine couple
20-duniya ka 8va ajooba couple
21-pangebaz couple
22-cutest couple
23-bade dilwala couple
24-caring couple
25-dramebazz couple
26-kaamchor couple
27-fun loving couple
28-fattu couple
29-ideal couple
30-badmash couple
31-batmiz couple
Whtz urs???î„…î„…î„…î„…
All Married people check ur date
Aug 2, 1:35 AM - Shikhi DAV: Check urs..
Aug 2, 1:35 AM - Shikhi DAV: And share as well..
Aug 2, 2:01 AM - Kunal DAV: Wife To Husband
.
.
Wife : Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu
Roz Ki Kit Kit Se
Mujhe Talaaq Chahiye
.
.
Husband : Ye Lo Choclate
Khaao.
.
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Wife. ( Romantically )
Mana
Rahe Ho Mujhe..
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Husband : Nahi Re Pagli
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Maa Kehti Hai Achchha Kaam
Karne Se
Pehle Meetha Khaana Chahiye... .
Aug 2, 2:06 AM - D G: HAPPY ADMIN DAY
Group Admin Ki Kahani
Hum Sab Ki Jubani:
.
Admin ke pass power hai,
Chalta nahi alag baat hai.
.
Admin Smart hai,
Koi manta nahi alag baat hai.
.
Admin shareef hai,
Lagta nahi alag baat hai.
.
Admin ke pass Mobile hai,
Call aur Msg nahi karta alag baat hai.
.
Kafi izzat hai Admin ki,
Koi karta nahi Alag baat hai.
.
Admin ki itni Bezzti ho rahi hai,
phir bhi msg padh rahe ho kya baat hai.....
HA. HA.. HA....
Admin Dil PE mat lena
😆  bus  has dena baki alg bat he
Aug 2, 2:26 AM - Shruti DAV: Shikhi 😂 its 19 hero heroine couple 😂😂😂😂
Aug 2, 2:31 AM - Shikhi DAV: Hmm heroine... Baki sab  bhi reply karo yaar
Aug 2, 2:38 AM - D G: Ideal couple . Dznt look like it...really
Aug 2, 2:45 AM - Shikhi DAV: Hum to nalayak hai
Aug 2, 2:48 AM - Shruti DAV: Shikhi yours is on 11
Aug 2, 2:49 AM - Priyanki DAV: Bazzigar couple
Aug 2, 2:51 AM - Shikhi DAV: Yup 11 dec
Aug 2, 3:04 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: CC
Aug 2, 3:13 AM - Shikhi DAV: What's that?
Aug 2, 3:15 AM - Kunal DAV: 24 nov ...gauravs wedding date
Aug 2, 3:15 AM - Kunal DAV: CC ..CARING COUPLE
Aug 2, 3:16 AM - Priyanki DAV: Tu apna to bata
Aug 2, 3:16 AM - Kunal DAV: 8th sep ...
Aug 2, 3:16 AM - Priyanki DAV: Haha
Aug 2, 3:16 AM - Priyanki DAV: Sahi h
Aug 2, 3:17 AM - Shikhi DAV: Ohh.. we r so jealous kunal
Aug 2, 3:18 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: 
Aug 2, 3:20 AM - Preeti arora DAV: Batamiz dil batamiz dil mane na mane na
Aug 2, 3:20 AM - Preeti arora DAV: Hum hain batamizî„…
Aug 2, 3:21 AM - Munmun DAV: 2 dec: aadarsh insaan couple
Aug 2, 3:22 AM - Priyanki DAV: 
Aug 2, 3:23 AM - Shikhi DAV: Wow
Aug 2, 3:23 AM - Shikhi DAV: Preity u n I r in same category
Aug 2, 3:24 AM - Preeti arora DAV: Haha..
Aug 2, 3:26 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Nothing new gals ...bachpan sa hi batamiz ho...aur pachpan thuk bhi badalna ki hope nahi hai
Aug 2, 3:28 AM - Shikhi DAV: Very funny
Aug 2, 3:29 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: Smile tho DA thn😎
Aug 2, 3:31 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.
 The first Catholic man tells his friends,
 "My son is a priest. When he walks into
 a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
 The second Catholic man chirps,
 "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says,
 "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
 The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,
 "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies,
 "I have a daughter,
SLIM
TALL
36"24" 36"
When she walks into a room, people say,
 "Jeeeeesssssus!".
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Aug 2, 3:49 AM - Shikhi DAV: 😀😀
Aug 2, 4:32 AM - +91 98 10 700822: Ha ha we are kaamchor..... î„…î„…
Aug 2, 8:39 AM - Shikhi DAV: If your wife clicks your pic on her mobile...






.... Check if OLX is installed..n not selling U
Aug 2, 9:05 AM - ‪+91 98 91 444664‬: Pangebaz couple 
Aug 2, 9:22 AM - Kunal DAV: î

One day monday î„•,
Went to tuesday ,
To see wendnessday ,
& ask thursday ,
Weather friday has told saturday  👬👭,
That "sunday" is
"friendship day"
 advance wishes.....
Aug 2, 9:23 AM - Priyanki DAV: Pangebaz kya haal chal
Aug 2, 12:38 PM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: A Blind Bengali Babumoshai enters a bar orders a drink and yells: "Hey, you wanna hear a Sardar joke?"

In deep husky voice a man next to him says: "Before you tell that joke Sir I think it is fair to inform you, given that you are blind for sure, that you know 5 things about this place...
1.  Bartender is Sardar,
2.  Bouncer is Sardar,
3.  I'm a 6 feet tall, 260 LB Sardar with a black belt,
4.  Man sitting next to me is Sardar and is a professional weightlifter.
5.  Man to your right is a Sardar and a professional wrestler.

Now think about it.  Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind Bengali dada thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares:
 "Na Baba Na.....Who's gonna explain the joke 5 times !!".  😆😆😆😆
Aug 2, 12:53 PM - D G: Which State in India has highest English speaking  population?

Answer : 
Before 8 pm. -- Kerala
After 8 pm ----  Haryana

For communication skills,
U don't need any classes.... Only glasses.
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Aug 2, 1:20 PM - Kunal DAV: ..................

Proffessor: 1 Platform 2 km lambaa hai, Aandhi chal
rahi hai, 60km/hr ki speed se..
Ek Train Aayi aur Delhi se Mumbai ki Taraf Chali
gayi..
To Sawal ye hai ki:" Meri Umar Kitni hai ???
Sab Bachhe Hairaan ho ke 1 Doosre ki Shakal dekhne Lagey....
Ek Student ne Jawab dene ke liye haath Uthaaya..
.
.
Student:" Sir Aapki Umar 42 saal hai..
Profesor:" Very Gud, Lekin tumne kaise Calculate kiya ??
.
.
Student:" Sir Hamare Ghar ke paas1 Aadmi Rehta
hai, aur wo sala AADHA Pagal hai aur Uski Umar 21
Saal hai.
Aug 2, 1:42 PM - ‪+91 98 18 505800‬: One day monday ,
Went to tuesday ,
To see wendnessday ,
& ask thursday ,
Weather friday has told saturday  👬👭,
That "sunday" is
"friendship day"
 advance wishes.....
To all my lovely & wonderful friends
Aug 2, 1:45 PM - D G: <Media omitted>
Aug 2, 1:48 PM - Abhinav Gaumat DAV: HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY EVERYONE......in advance to all my friends...🍫🍫🍫thanks to all my friends
Aug 2, 1:51 PM - ‪+91 98 18 505800‬: husband aur wife mein baatcheet bandh thi..,

subah husband ko jaldi jaana tha..î„žî„•

usne raat ko paper par likha,
"mujhe subah 5 baje utha dena.. urgent kaam hai..!!!" 
aur paper wife ke takiye ke paas rakh diya...
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.
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Subah 8 baje jab utha to dekha uske upar bahut saare paper pade the aur sab par likha tha,

"uth jao 5 baj gaye",
"pls. uth jao,
warna late ho jaaoge"

Moral- wife se panga loge to yahi haal hoga..
?😛😆😀 Bhartiya Naari Sab par bhaari.
Aug 2, 1:53 PM - D G: Happy Friendship Day to all
Aug 2, 2:52 PM - Shikhi DAV: <Media omitted>
Aug 2, 10:13 PM - ‪+91 98 18 505800‬: <Media omitted>
Aug 2, 10:15 PM - Priyanki DAV: Happy friendship day to all..
Aug 2, 10:17 PM - +91 98 10 700822: Wish u all very happy n joyful day of a true relationship called friendship
Aug 2, 10:43 PM - Shruti DAV: Thank you all for the wishes. Happy friendship day to all of you. Have fun. 😀
Aug 2, 11:58 PM - Ashish mathur DAV:  suprabhat! Mitrataa diwas ki haardik shubhkaamnaayein!
Aug 3, 12:01 AM - ‪+91 98 76 629664‬: Yeh dosti hum nahin todenge,,happy friendship day to all my frnds .enjoy.
Aug 3, 12:15 AM - ‪+91 98 91 017368‬: ｡*☆∴｡　｡∴☆*｡
   ｡★*ﾟﾟ*★∵★*ﾟﾟ*★｡
  ☆ﾟ　 　 ﾟ☆ﾟ　　  ﾟ☆
   ★*       Dil Se          *★
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     💘 खुशी भी दोस्तो से है 💘
      💚 गम भी दोस्तो से है 💚
   💛 तकरार भी दोस्तो से है 💛
   💖 प्यार भी दोस्तो से है 💖
   💚 रुठना भी दोस्तो से है 💚
   💞 मनाना भी दोस्तो से है 💞
    💜 बात भी दोस्तो से है 💜
  💘 मिसाल भी दोस्तो से है 💘
    💗 नशा भी दोस्तो से है 💗
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  💚 मौहब्बत भी दोस्तो से है 💚
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    💕 काम भी दोस्तो से है 💕
     💛 नाम भी दोस्तो से है 💛
    💓 ख्याल भी दोस्तो से है 💓
   💖 अरमान भी दोस्तो से है 💖
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     💘 अपने भी दोस्तो से है 💘
         ❤ या यूं कहो यारो ♥

💞अपनी तो दुनिया ही दोस्तो से है💞
Aug 3, 12:16 AM - Kunal DAV: One of the best day of Year...
Yes the day that brings happines when a frnd hugs u..
A day on which age dosnt matter either u r older or younger u can celebrate..
A wish can makes u smile...
I wish u the day with all love and care
A very Happy Frndship Day...
Be with me forever🎊🎊
Aug 3, 12:33 AM - Preeti arora DAV: Happy Friendship day!
Aug 3, 12:33 AM - +91 80 97 076780: Happy Friendship Day !!
Aug 3, 1:18 AM - ‪+91 98 91 444664‬: Happy friendship day to all🎊🎊
Aug 3, 1:34 AM - Shikhi DAV: <Media omitted>
Aug 3, 1:37 AM - Shikhi DAV: Happy friendship day
Zindagi dosto mein mila karti hai,
or ye dost bhi ajeeb hote hai....
Dene pe aaye to jaan tak dede,
Lene pe aaye to hansi tak cheen le...
Kahne pe aaye to dil ke tamam raaz tak keh
de,chupane pe aaye to ye tak na bataye ki khafa kyu
hai.....
Naraz hone par aaye to saans tak na lene
de,manane pe aaye to apni saanso tak ko waar de...
Bas dost zindagi mein nahi mila karte...
Balki ZINDAGI DOSTO mein mila karti hai
Aug 3, 2:43 AM - Munmun DAV: Happy friendship day to all my lovely friends!!!!
Aug 3, 2:49 AM - Kunal DAV: <Media omitted>
Aug 3, 2:52 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: <Media omitted>
Aug 3, 2:53 AM - ‪+91 98 73 059750‬: Happy friendship day to all of you!
Aug 3, 2:57 AM - Kunal DAV: <Media omitted>
Aug 3, 6:57 AM - Kunal DAV: Santa Banta aur Pappu Raat Ko Car
Kay Darwazey
Lock Hone Ki
waja se car me Phans
gaye...
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Santa :
Aeisa Krte Hen engine k
Raste Nikalne
ki Koshish
Krte hen...
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Banta :
nhi Diggi K raste Nikalte
Hen...
.
.
.
Pappu :
Jo Bhi Krna Hai Jaldi Karo,
Barish Hone Wali Hai.
Or Car Ki Chatt Bhi Nhi
Hai
Aug 3, 6:58 AM - Kunal DAV: Teacher : kaun si chidiya sab se
fast udti hai?
Student : haathi !

Teacher : nalayak... Tera baap kya
karta hai?
Student : woh taliban me Al Qaida
mei kaam krte
hai !!

Teacher : shabash !
Likho bacchon, answer likho,
HAATHI...!!
Aug 3, 9:15 AM - ‪+91 98 18 505800‬: <Media omitted>
Aug 3, 9:31 AM - Kunal DAV: दो शब्द जो आपकी दोस्ती गहरी कर दे..
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दो शब्द जो रूठो को मना दे...
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.
.
दो शब्द जो नए दोस्त बनवा दे....
.
.
"दारु पिएगा" ??
Aug 4, 11:05 AM - Shikhi DAV: <Media omitted>
Aug 4, 11:52 AM - Kunal DAV: Isliye to 9th ki party rakhi hai ...10th ki nhnî„…
Aug 4, 3:02 PM - D G: Happy Admins Day ! Immidiate after friendship day its been declared 4th Aug as the Admins Day. Its because of their efforts to bring all friends, relative on same platform for wishing and sharing thoughts. They are connected to all but they made others to connect each other ! Hats off to all these Admins ! 